A***holes I swear!

[Gun5]

Well me and my buddy where doing alittle halloween crusing and I was going down this road and got up to this chevy that was going like 30 or 40 in a 60 so i flashed my lights once and he started to pull over then came back forcing me almosti nto the wall (missed me by a few inches) then we get up to a red light (right by one of the police stations in my) he gets in the turn lain next to me its the big bald head mother ****er, starts shaking his head and flipping me the bird I just turned my head and gave him the one finger salute threw my tinted glass... (not worried about **** since I got a switchblade in my pocket and my friend in the passenger seat) ****er then spits on my car then guns, it so i turned (was in the lane waiting for the light) and floored it after him and he almost hit the damn police station! rofl that was good run pussy run damn faggot *** **** head

[KeWLKaT]

haha gun, you stories always make me laugh :D. especially your lack of punctuation and links between words LOL

[evan938]

haha gun, you stories always make me laugh :D. especially your lack of punctuation and links between words LOL

exactly what i was thinking.

[Gun5]

exactly what i was thinking.

hey I pass english what can I say

[evan938]

yeah. you must have had a teacher that let you cruise through the easy "lain" :D

[KeWLKaT]

...thats why im shopping around for a nice metal bat right now. keep it under the passenger seat.

[Gun5]

yeah. you must have had a teacher that let you cruise through the easy "lain" :D

lol ;)

[aLoNe I bReAk]

That's a pretty good run-on...

[evan938]

wow. the only thing seperating sentences was "..." and "!". nice

[Estopatitiana]

thatstoryis****ingfunnyashelldamnit

[yamaha]

A bat is no good for defense, what if it turned ugly and the police show up. Use something from your car if you can, like a tire iron. That way it wont really be assault with a deadly weapon, or something like that...

[Cypher]

i keep a big *** wrench in my backseat along with various tools haha so i can grab them and a knife in my doorpanel

[KeWLKaT]

hmmm my tq wrench for my wheels is nice and heavy...

[paki]

use coke cans.. still filled with coke. drive past the mofo and throw it out.. watch the fker scream :)

[hyunelan2]

...or you could just be the bigger person and look the other way. Why does everyone here always have to be a 'tough guy'?

[Cypher]

i personally wouldn't have done anything i can tell you that. at least if something did happen you were right next to the police station. let me ask you something ryan. do you plan to use that switchblade or are you hoping it would scare him off? could you really injure another person that way? if you have to think about it then thats enough that you might not.

[hyunelan2]

^^^Yep... and if I'm armed as well, and you pull a switchblade, then I have to use my weapon to defend myself. Knives and wrenches don't do too well at stopping bullets. (not saying I do/don't carry, but you never know who could be).

[Vampyrate]

i actually lost my knife, i think it was stolen out of my room, but it was a really nice $80 knife that i used pretty much as a pry bar for the smaller things in the elantra to take out, and a cutting tool when need be (duh)

[KeWLKaT]

a bat is to be used under very DANGEROUS circumstances ONLY!!!

I do NOT condone knives, those can kill people badly with excessive bleeding. If you hit a guy with a bat anywhere but the head, i dont think theres any chance he could die.

if you're at a stop light and somebody comes out with the intention of knocking you out and stealing your car, well, f-that, i dont wanna get hurt, plus, so much time and money invested into the elantra, ill knock the guy out, all it takes is one hit in a knee cap :D Then, you drive away while your friend on the passenger seat takes the guy's car.

Then you film yourself saying: "Eye for an eye MOTHERF*CKER!"

[Elantra_GT_chic]

And when were you going to tell me about THIS??????????? :eek:

[SWortham]

I've seen someone act very much like what you described. It was a long time ago I was riding in my brother's 280ZX and some guy in a Blazer yelled at us for no reason and cut us off and sped away. My brother made the comment, "Don't yell at me because you don't know how to drive." That was certainly true, and I wouldn't want to get too close.

[2004ElantraGLS]

This seems immature to me. Getting mad at another driver because they're not doing the speed limit. Let's not forget that the Speed Limit in any given area is the MAXIMUM speed that you are allowed to travel. Driving slower is not against the law unless you're on the interstate doing less than 40 or on surface streets going so slow as to hinder the flow of traffic. What ever happened to passing him??? And carrying a switchblade is a good way to end up in jail. Silly kids.....

[OPZ]

Here in PA it says right in the drivers handbook that your allowed only 5 under, or 5 over. No more or less. Still you should have just taken the guy's plate number and drove over to the station right there.

[joph09]

if you're going to put a bat in your car make sure you but a baseball glove w/ it or a ball to make it look like you play baseball, cuz my friend and i got pulled over once and the cop searched the car and foud the bat, then he questioned us what the bat was for and luckily i had my dog's tennis ball in my jacket pocket and i said we were playing baseball. then he let us go - cop just did a random pull over