I was just wondering who else is at work looking at exd?

I know for me, its the second thing I do, the first being getting a cup of coffee :)

We can be like the 9-5ers at initech.

"Uhm yeah, I'm going to go ahead and have to ask you to come in on saturday mmmkay"

Did you get the memo about the tps reports?

shawn :)

I'm always looking at it from work, usually while on their lan, but now I have a DSL line at my desks so I can plug into there and not have to worry about those Work Warnings :D

about the only time I am on here is at work! My home computer sucks super slow so I do it here!!! Its all good

blah thats it? only three people? I have seen threads on other boards get to 15 pages of people the lurk it or post it at work.

we suck :(

work.

me look.

i'm on here pretty much all day long from work...i'm sure there're more too :)

I don't use the internet at home, or the computer at all for that matter, so if I'm on and it's not a weekend, I'm at work.

exd.com keeps me going through the day...if i had to actually work, I'd quit

On slow days (pretty much 3-4 days a week) I read EXD, GenVibe, and AztekFanClub from work, plus play a few games from addictinggames.com...yeah, I have a bit of free time. ;)

yay! see the 9-5er club is starting to form.

Soon, we will take over the world, well actually probably not, we proved our worth by reading a webboard all day long when we are getting paid!

shawn :)

if i didn't have to get up in the morning, this would be the ultimate job, getting paid to read things about cars and other stuff...sweet!

yeah i hear you, i'm in the same boat!

shawn :)

I'd say my primary job function is to look at EXD and pretend I'm doing something important. I'm here from 8:30-5:00 M-F. I check for new posts about every 10 minutes on normal days.

its sad, i don't even really leave exd at all, I just search the archives and look at pics and vids.. I do work along with that, but as little as possible :)

shawn :)

It's a morale booster, escpecially when i'm waiting on a board to cool down...otherwise i could just sit here and twiddle my fingers :bondage:

hahah the door chime thread is the testiment to how little work we actually do...that's kinda sad....:)

It's friday though... so I guess even less work is going on than usual.

It's friday though... so I guess even less work is going on than usual.

You can say that again.

plus Tues. I leave to Key West for a week :cool: , so nothing will get done on Monday either :D

Who the hell took my red swingline stapler..................

black:

Thats great, "you have my stapler, i swear to god i'll burn the place down"

lol,

its great as long as i know i have fellow slackers here with me.

shawn

oh and by the way

www.threewing.com www.natsan.net

thats what i do

shawn :)

two b.s pages that are being created now..

lol its funny how two completely different businesses in two different states want very similiar web sites
oh well

http://www.mx6.com/forums/image.php?u=12845&dateline=1087307287

It's Friday though... so I guess even less work is going on than usual.speak for your self Ive been running around like a crazy fool but still found time to post :D

hey as long as you make the time to check out one of the coolest forums around, then you are ok by me

shawn :)

The internet is the only thing keeping me from going postal right now. There is noooooooooooooooo work for me to do and it's getting old. I've read the news from 5 diff sources, surfed EXD NT HP and any other car sites I come across, play some games and that's all before 10:30. I try to take a nap before lunch and when I get back I start the cycle again.

Yeah, I try to glance at new post at work but sometimes I get busy and it's hard to finish a reply. Usually when I get home I check my email...mostly things to delete and check the xd forum. ....Basically all I do online is look for new stuff to put on the wish list for my elantra ;)

Its nice to see so many people at work goofing off! No wonder our economy is going to ****!......just joking!

I'm off untill Wed but you can bet your *** I'll do my best to bring down the productivity of the company when I get back.

Add me to the "reading/posting when at work" thread.

About 90% of my visits to the site are from work.

Good morning everyone, it's 8:34 am CST, just clocking in to EXD

:) its 9:36 est and i am doing nothing at work once again!!!!


Lets so keep this thread alive

shawn :)

I work just hard enough not to get hassled by my eight bosses about those damned TPS reports LOL About 99% of my posts are from work (Gun business slows down big time in the summer) But hey its good work if you can get it right?

right! 99% of my posts are at work as well, except when i am home and drunk posting!

shawn :)

Its hard for me to find time to post but I do :D

Well, you can add another member to the 9-5er club. I only work about two weeks out of the month. Spend the other two weeks on the internet looking up stuff for my new Elantra. Spend a lot of time on here though, especially when the boss is out of the office!

This thread is funny to me. I used to even ditch boring classes in college just to surf the net w/ their T1 connections. Now I'm doing it at work. I doubt that I'll be able to keep it up much longer though, getting a little behind now. Starting to spend more time here at lunch just to check out exd.

yeah, lunch is a good time to post!

shawn :)

I've had to focus alot of my time lately into work, however I do still check out this board. I find myself wanting to say something about a topic but don't have the time to put my comments into text at the time.

im in the same boat, but opposite. I spend so much time typing that i don't talk to any real humans at work. Not that i am too sure that they really ARE human in the first place

shawn :)

We all actually watched Office Space a while back at work because all of our machines have DVD ROM drives. I thought it was just an ok movie before I had a desk job, now I laugh my a$$ off every time I watch it, had to buy a copy too! (well, actually burned a friends copy, but you know what I mean). Older people around me impersonate Monty Python, we imitate Office Space.

I love that movie. I wish I could tell my boss off and get a promotion! So far today, all I've done is look at this site!

Do we have any Michael Bolton's on the site. Any relation to the singer? :D

You've been missing a lot of work lately...

I wouldn't say i've been missing it bob.

YES

shawn :)

Now who is the Jennifer Aniston of this site, xtrawld?
Peter's neighbor Lawrence cracks me up too.
Sh*t, now I'm gonna have to go home & watch it again after work!

I will just be 1 of the extras used in the background of some worthless scene

I'll be one of the Bob's, the taller skinnier one. Watson, you can be that guy who show's everybody his "O" face, I think it was Drew.

I'm pretty sure I could play the role of Michael Bolton. I work in technology, have a cubicle, and am constantly at battle with this damn printer.

Remember that on your last day of work there.

I wanna be the neighbor, oswold from drew carrey. He was in road trip too..

Only one more hour till miller time! (not really miller, cause miller is gross but beer nonetheless)

shawn :)

"No thanks man...... Don't want you ****in up my life" Absolutely classic gotta watch that again tonight :D :D Sed I believe you and I should compete for most posts in the course of a business day, you seem to be about as busy as I am. Damned Chotchkies next door is stealing all my business! Guess I'll surf the net and find some more flair. LOL

Yes, see this is what an offtopic forum should be...

a hundred thousand posts of drivel from all us drones at work :)

i love it, keep it comin

shawn :)

You mean we can't have any drivel in our on-topic posts? Dammit, there goes my post count!

:) Drivel kicks ***, it really gives you insight into someones personality.

I try to help as much as i can in all the other forums, i love the elantra, but off topic is by far my fav!

shawn :)

I'm no waitress at a restaurant! I remember watching Office Space before my office job and then after - what a difference man.

lol that movie is so good.

You don't have enough flair xtra!!!

shawn :)

This is my flair...and this is me EXPRESSING MYSELF!!!! Sorry I just can't leave the movie alone. So what kind of personality do you have if your posts are filled with drivel? This drivel posting is the best cure for a slow day at work though I love it! :jerkit:

I am always online at work so i visit often. "Yeah thats great Milton"

GTsmokeya

you have a social personality!!!!

like me, well not like me, like you!

shawn :)

Actually "I switched from the swingline to the Boston and the squirles were merry"

LOL
GTsmokeya

The beauty of being a Hyundai Internet Sales Rep. (lots of free time)

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

shawn :)

It's probably gonna get someone fired. A lot of companies install spyware on companies machines because they don't want their employees abusing company time.

Six o clock time for me to go home, now I am sad, Hope this thread continues tomorrow, I could use the relief from the boredom, thanks Sed for all the deriveative fun. Any company that would fire you for looking at Elantra hop-up advice not porn on the company dime should burn in hell

You suck, it's only 3 here. J/K. Have a good one. See ya bright and early tomorrow.

sorry i cant join the 9-5ers but i'm a 4-12mindnight!!! i'm on here constantly!! it gets boring when there are the same ol topics though! ....i should hand out some meds and then i will be back....like usual! ;)

speaking of getting fired....you all probably dont know or dont remember....one of the very first sites for hyundai's was fxtreme.org....i was fired from my warehouse job for looking on that site....funny thing is that one of my bosses was there looking at it with me!! WTF...cant win! but yeah i'm on here at work and not at home....my dial up sucks! oh and wifey doesnt like it either....you know :bowdown: to wifey *LOL*!!!

yeah thats why i am on so much at work, since i want to spend time with my girl...

at work though its a different story, i can goof off all day and do one productive thing and i am like god to the computer illiterate. Anyone who wants to get a good job in the IT field and can stand old people, come to South Florida!!!!

shawn :)

Well, it's the start of a new work day. Who wants to slack with me?

i'm there!

shawn :)

Online again at the crack of 9:30! Another productive day begins here in VA. I've got cable modem a work but dial-up at home which explains my constant presense here. That and I just miss all you crazy bastards. Oh BTW first question of the day here. Is is OK to hate people who cause accidents stopping for bicycle crossings on divided highways? I was dropping my daughter off at the sitter this morning and this IDIOT in front of me comes to a halt in the middle of the road 50 MPH zone BTW for a cyclist crossing!! I stopped just fine (thank drilled and slotted rotors) but the fool behind me in a Honduh went into full on sideways tire-screaming lock-up. WAY more excitement than I needed first thing in the morning.

you should have def shown him that he is number one :) in your morning...

a big F.U. always makes me feel better in the morning

shawn :)

I agree with sed. Nothing gets your point across better than the bird.

:angryfire I didn't react fast enough, but the wannabe stuntman in the Honduh was pushing on his horn like the antidote was hidden in it. I was just glad I didn't wrack up my car again. The offending vehicle was chatting on their cell phone (of course) and didn't seem to notice the bedlam going on in her rearview mirror. On the bright side I didn't need a dose of caffeine for like 25 minutes after that. Been at work for an hour stil haven't done any work, God bless America!!! :D

i've been sitting on my *** since 7:30 this morning, i think i have sent an email....

adrenaline is so much better than caffiene, I think they should bottle it and let me sell it. Pure adrenaline or dopeamine or serotonine, or something cool like that. I would make a million dollars!

shawn :)

then you could give us all dollars like you say you will!

hey I gave zerosiggls a dollar last night!!!! He didn't buy those FUGLY *** rims, so i gave him his dollar. Get your PA butt down to Ft lauderdale and I'll give you a dollar :)

shawn

yup i got the $1, and i aint giving it back!! ITS all mine! :abovelol:

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo a dollar....

7 more and you gots yourself a nice 6pack!!!!

just suggest 6 more sets of NASTY rims. ;)

shawn :)

Hey I could fly Independance Air out of Dulles to Florida for 79 bucks, rent a Focus at Zippy for 50-100 bucks, stay at Red Roof Inn for 130 bucks and get my dollar! That would leave me only.....308 dollars in the hole!! I should go work for the government, I'm a damn financiai genius :D :abovelol:

you're welcome to come down here whenever you want, and i'll pick you up at the airport and take you to all the nice bars and then drop yo *** off a motel 6 to do it again the next day...

cheap cheap

shawn :)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

lol i'm not paying for you to get down here though!!! just make sure you are entertained while you ARE Down here!!!!!

South florida is a trip, just make sure you don't fall too far cause you'll be in cuba.

shawn :)

man this thing took a left turn somewhere near el paso.

I got stuck in the Orlando airport for two days winter of 03 when the blizzard hit DC. There is nothing better than sitting in the sun 80 degrees in the second week of Feb. Just watching all the two tonners from the midwest waiting to go home LOL Say if I fell to Cuba do I still get that dollar? Speaking of dollars, who wants to bet we can run a ten page thread about posting from work :D :D

10 pages! That's it. At least 250 of my current 275 posts have been from work, and that's just since the count restarted in May.

hey silver sleeper,

sure!

oh and by the way: Little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes! smack, little goody two shoes smack.

shawn :)

I got news for ya buddy. Right now now you ain't runnin but two things, jack, and ****, and jack left town.... The finest piece of filmmaking in the history of cinema IMHO. Don't even get me started on the Army of Darkness drinking game. Save that for my one dollar trip to Florida

It's almost lunch time and all I've accomplished is going to a staff meeting and being shown what I need to be doing now that I've officially stopped training my replacements and have moved on to my new position. That took all of an hour and a half and now I wait for a file to be dropped on my desk. With any luck I won't get any work untill tomarrow and can continue to be the exact oppisite of productive. Off to lunch, then more web surfing. And to think I almost traded in this sweet office job to be a union plumber. What the hell was I thinking.

You gave up being a union plumber?!! Don't they make like 1.5 million a year?(off the books of course) The big question of course is can you walk around your office with your *** crack hanging out?

i do that anyway!@!!!!!!! :)

thats what we call pillowtalk baby, we don't really mean it.

shop smart, shop s mart

shawn :)

The plumbing gig might have been alright except I would have taken a pay cut for the first 2 years of the apprentice program and I wasn't too excited about digging trenches and shoveling **** out of crawl spaces after a drain or septic tank exploded. When they say the first couple years are **** work they really mean it. When this almosted happened the pay was about 32/hour approx(probably a buck or two more now) but that's after you've put in 5 years. I think years one was 10/hour, year 2 13/hour, year 3 19/hour, year 4 23/hour and then when you finish the apprenticeship they give you the big bucks. What they don't always tell you is that if you start you have to finish the apprenticeship or pay the union for all the education and it does cost about as much as a college degree if you drop out after about 1/2 way. After doing the bank/office thing for a couple years I really can't picture myself being happy in that line of work. Nothing against it, my future father-in-law is a plumber, I just like sitting on my *** surfing the web and collecting the pay with clean hands(unless I've been working on the car)

I said the words!.......Mostly, well maybe I didn't say every last teeny tiny sylable..... Is there a forum for Army of Darkness? Nevermind, of course there is! I read you loud and clear on the "clean hands" thing man, I've done my fair share of **** work and will avoid it at all costs in the future. Of course I work hard at not working in my current job but that is a personal issue. I have been very lucky to find a steady job doing exactly what I love most, not many people can say that.

I sit in an office filled with beautiful women, beautiful cars, and even more beautiful scenery. ;) I work at Bimmer, baby!

That's one of the lesser known perks of the mortgage/banking industry, lots of nice tail to keep the eyes busy.

Well its thursday, and I'm really hung over...

time for another useless 8 hours of my life that i will never get back...

shawn :)

Well then let me be the first to say "WELL THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING DRUNK ON A WORK NIGHT" (exagerated loud voice) You are supposed to go get drunk at lunch man! When I stil worked construction I would show up on Fridays with my Coleman thermos full of Jack and Coke. There were some crooked *** roof trusses put up THAT summer I assure you.

:)

man i wasn't planning on getting drunk! I promise, but then the shots started flowing after my g/f started fighting with her family. Thats world war 3,4 and 5 in one night!

ah the sweet sweet escape of jager ;)

shawn :)

hell no I was so tired that I went to bed a 10PM

You all right there buddy? Your post sounds like you are still drunk, or asleep whichever. Sed, fights with family suck, ever since my daughter was born I've been going around and around with MY family. Oh well no need for all that negative nonsense, now I want to go get drunk :D

yeah, and ppl wonder why i drink!!!

oh well im at work and on exd, so life is good :)

shawn :)

:diablo: I'm jonesing (spell-check?) for my carbonman spacer and clear marker lights, all this good weather has me in the mood for modding the car some more! If I lived in Florida I would probably have a 320 whp XD, no house, no wife, no job, etc, etc. Car show season is hell on the finances

yeah, believe me the only reason my car isn't insane is because of my girl. She keeps me grounded. I love the fact that I can pull a motor in december, the same way i can in july. THe only difference is i have long sleeves on ;)

shawn :)

Yeah, long sleeves to combat those frigid 75 degree temperatures you bastard! JFWY, Winter here in VA means 20 degree! ever try to wax your car when its 20 degrees?

I just wanted to be the 100th person to respond to this useless waste of company time thread :D

why does everyone forget that i grew up in CT. winters there mean -2 or -5°

shawn :)

And did you wax your car in the winter? JFWY man I'm just jealous because I wasn't smart enough to move to warmer climes

warmer climes? 100 here right now. how's that for warmer climes? a few degrees below norm actually, but monsoons coming, prob in couple weeks.

lol CT sucks! there is nothing to do.

Florida sucks! there is too much to do.

Can't win either way :)

shawn :)

Some times you just can't win! You should be a snow-bird man! Spend your summers in CT and your winters in FL. BTW Six pages of blather and no end in sight, you gotta love it!

I actually did a little work just a second ago, it only lasted about 10 min and I don't expect to do anything more untill I leave in an hour so I won't complain too much.

there better be no end in sight!

my fellow 9-5 slackers better be with me in FULL SUPPORT.

I only ask one thing:

do as little as possible while being irreplaceable to your work, so we can post 1000 pages of nothing and keep each other with that warm fuzzy feeling

shawn :)

I am irreplaceable in my work, if only because I'm the only person here who can stand some of our mentally defective regulars. 1000 pages!!!?? Damn I was gonna be happy with ten, then you had to go and raise the bar on me.

postwhores

:iamwithst i don't think i've seen this much whoring since i showed up on this forum :) but at the same time this is what makes this a socail club as well as a car club....what would all of us 9-5ers do all week long if it wasn't for exd and posts like this? :)

hey dont forget me...i'm 4-12 and weekends!!.... :D

ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yah, all of you guys have a drink for me tonight!!!

shawn :)

i'll have a drink but only after i get rid of about 1000 rounds of .223 ammo this weekend. booze and guns don't mix well usually. can't wait to get out of the office and get on the road.

mmmm... .223 :drool: I love shooting .223. What are you going to shoot it out of?

Anyway, guns aren't in my weekend plans, so i'll have a drink I guess.


Oh, and happy Friday everyone. My cubicle sucks.

I know my friday will be happy I am headed to Florida! My plane takes off at 5:35 and I wont be back in reality until The 3rd of July!

yay! watsons comin to florida!

drive the 7 hours and come see me!!!! :)

shawn

I'm in reality until next Friday, then I have the following week off. I don't have plans to go anywhere exotic, just the garage and a date with some 3M Wax. Towards the end of my week off, I have to go to Rockford to meet the florist, and baker, and photographer for the wedding :jerkit:, that'll be gay, but all this wedding crap is almost done.

Yeah for Friday, the one thing that can make this day change from good to great is if the White Sox kick the Cubs *** today. On the flip side it'll be a ****ty afternoon if the Sox lose. Either way I'll be drinking tonight. Goodluck with the wedding crap, I'm already tired of it and I still have over a year till the big check, I mean day.

Yes, friday is meant for alcohol!

shawn :)

Yes, friday is meant for alcohol!

shawn :)
:iamwithst Saturday too! :smiley_ab

yeah and sunday, monday, tuesday, wedsnesday!

shawn :)

No offense sed but I am gonna take this whole weekend to spend some quality time with my girlfriend. I havent seen her in about 6 weeks and I am missin her really bad. So I think I will be busy this weekend :luvlove:

no offense takin bro, go ahead and tap tap tap it in, just taaaaaaaaaaap it in, tap tap tappity...

"the hole is your home, don't you want to go home? JUST GO HOME GET IN THE HOLE"

oh how appropriate ;)

shawn :)

Is it me or does this thread make "business ethics" look like an oxymoron???

uhhhhhhhhhhh that term is an oxymoron in itself

shawn :)

It's not just you. I'm glad we all work so hard at work that we still have time to slack!

work sucks, exd doesn't....

its pretty simple to me that we would rather be here.. Its teaching me better hand eye coordination and typing skills. As well as using my brain to search through the internet to entertain you all.

Whoosh, glad that b.s. is off my chest!

Shawn :)

That's great sed. I think next time my boss catches me slacking off on the internet, that is the excuse that I'm going to use. haha.

Whooa he who is tardy pays for the party, damn I actually had **** to do this morning o I couldn't join my favorite post till now. Never did get an answer to the .223 question though. Heres an idea, how about an EXD show and shoot? All the econd amendment excersising EXD members get together for Knob Creek this fall? How freaking awesome would that be? :D

yeah, the best is if you have a closed door office.

Spread some paperclips on the floor and then lay down with your feet right at the door. Proceed to fall asleep. When someone tries to open the door, they hit your feet, wake your lazy *** up and you proceed to pick up the paperclips mumbling about how clumsy you are. ;)

I've got a thousand more

shawn :)

That's freakin hilarious sed. Gimmie some more tips, I mean let's hear some more funny stuff.

sed, what do you have for cubicles?

mmmm... .223 :drool: I love shooting .223. What are you going to shoot it out of?




got 2 AR-15's and maybe even a .223 chinese made AK. also will have an M1 and an *** load of .22 rifles. a 9mm Beretta and whatever else i manage to find ammo for till tomorrow. i can't wait

Whooa he who is tardy pays for the party, damn I actually had **** to do this morning o I couldn't join my favorite post till now. Never did get an answer to the .223 question though. Heres an idea, how about an EXD show and shoot? All the econd amendment excersising EXD members get together for Knob Creek this fall? How freaking awesome would that be? :D
Bring it to the west side, then I'd def be down. Lots of desert landscape to shoot up w/ my Para Ordnance high-cap Para 14.45 LDA Limited.

no cubicle, won't work. I have an office :)

but it has a glass door so i am screwed.

shawn :)

only weapon in my arsenal is a Smith & Wesson .357 w/8 in. barrel.

only weapon in my arsenal is my wit and humor.

shawn :)

damn sed, you really are doing nothing. You reply in under a minute.

Then again, so am I. Haha. I have to go do a little work now and then goto lunch. I'm hungry!

Whooa he who is tardy pays for the party, damn I actually had **** to do this morning o I couldn't join my favorite post till now. Never did get an answer to the .223 question though. Heres an idea, how about an EXD show and shoot? All the econd amendment excersising EXD members get together for Knob Creek this fall? How freaking awesome would that be? :D


i guess i missed your question....maybe it wasn't to me either...anywho the answer is above....i think

lunch time, i'll talk to you guys in an hour

have a good lunch everyone :)

shawn :)

sed, take 2 hours today, you've worked extra hard & deserve it!

only weapon in my arsenal is my wit and humor.

shawn :)
And your wit and humor are faster and more deadly than any machine gun my man! Unlike the rest of you laggards I've been running my little *** off this morning! Payback for the rest of this worthless week I suppose. edit: Hot damn! eight pages whooopeee!

only weapon in my arsenal is a Smith & Wesson .357 w/8 in. barrel.

Model 66? I carried a nickel plated S&W .357 model 66 as my sidearm when I worked security at the Nuclear Plant. It only had the 4" barrel though. 8" is too hard to quick-draw. It is the most beloved handgun I've ever fired.

yevRPS, Wish I was shooting those AR-15s with you, that's my fav. rifle. My primary weapon was a Bushmaster XM15E2S with adjustable stock, tridgecon sights, and flash supressor/sharpend bayonnette end. That job was the ****... too bad it didn't pay as well as this job, and the hours were long.

Anyway!

Go CUBS

At least now that we are talking about guns...none of us are postal workers. Posting at work, get fired, kill all postal coworkers, happens everyday!

Yes it is a model 66. Dad bought it in 1985 and never really used it. It's mine now and still in like new condition.


edit: Hot damn! eight pages whooopeee!
Where you getting 8 from. I only see 4. Maybe you've been drinking too much and are seeing double. Haha.

I see 8

I see 8
That's weird. I wonder why I only show 4. They are 4 really long ones though.

You can set how many posts you want per page in your user control panel, that's why it's different

in the preferences i think you can select how many posts per page you wanna see...to me this thread is 5 pages long :)

yeah, it's in default forum mode where you get 8 pages for this thread.

Oh, I see. Maybe I should change mine so that I can be just like everyone else.

I wouldn't do it for that reason.

So back to my earlier question anybody here on the east coast want to get together for Knob Creek this fall? BTW I've got a S&W 686, M65, Rossi 971, Cop Derringer all in .357 and like Snoop dog sez "Got about fifty guns, and I love em all the same"

You're too far north for me. And it was just a joke hatchet.

I'm back from lunch now

let the whoring begin once more!

shawn :)

So far I've put in about 15min of "work". I love this.

lol you got me beat by 14 minutes!

damnit, i wanted to do absolutely nothing today, but i had to make a phone call.

I mean really, do they expect me to do everything around here?

whered everyone go, i know you aren't working!

shawn :)

Just waiting for the unquestioned master of workplace self gratification to return to the throne my man! work? what work?

I love pooping at work... Just the thought of getting paid to poop is extremely satisfying to me...

shawn :)

hmmm. Never thought of it that way.... Be right back.

yes pooping at work rules

How about resurrecting the "mad pooper"? Anybody for a round of "Don't get caught ****ting in the bosses desk drawer" ? God how I love this thread!

If I wanted to, I could prob get away with that right now. I'm the ONLY one on the entire second floor at the moment. No one else in Public Works, no-one in Finance, No-one in Development... 1/2 took vacation starting today, the other 1/2 are out to lunch still, since all the bosses are the ones who took vacation. I could probably run around dancing like a ballerina, and no-one would be the wiser... umm, uhoh, was that out loud? I mean... uh. nevermind.

I love pooping at work... Just the thought of getting paid to poop is extremely satisfying to me...

shawn :)
:abovelol: you are too ****ing funny sed/shawn :abovelol:

The mad pooping ballerina strikes again! If a VERY interesting story about scatalogical vandalism in Illinois surfaces I'll know who to blame. You sick sick bastard you. ;) Speaking of sick, where did Sed run off to? And whats that funny smell coming from his office?

I'm right here, i just had to go and poop!

i'm also purusing the net to keep you monkeys entertained in my other thread ;)

shawn :)

Anybody work/mod on their car during company time too? I did the taillight swap DIY right out front in the parking lot one day. Just brought a couple tools with me to work that day and BAM! My first (and extremely easy) DIY was born.

At least half my mods have been done "on the clock" protected parking rules! Oh and BTW my boss was reading the poo thread over my shoulder and I had to explain the whole thing to him, he is currently downstairs locking his desk LOL

Me too, come to think of it I did 3 that day. I almost feel like I am getting paid to mod my car. Oh wait, I think I feel a poop coming on...

LOL This is the best thread on this site....

Were anyone to stumble on to this blindly they would never be the same...

shawn :)

your right.... I should of went to the first page first.....pooping rules?? I know when I first read this I don't think we were talking about poop.

All this poop talk has inspired my lunch to want to make an exit. Off to drop the kids off at the pool, see you in 15min.

lol yeah, it'll change you.. Are you at work? If you are you need to join us in our campaign to do nothing and get paid!


as a girl, do you like pooping at work too?

maybe its different

shawn :)

no...i am playing hooky! I am getting paid for it though....so i guess it's all the same...I would probably be doing the same thing at work.

Well, I feel more comfortable pooping at home....I know you guys don't care how bad it stinks...or if another co-worker is going to know it's you that made a big dump and didn't do a courtesy flush.

^^^^^^^^^ :):):):)

Exd.com if you get it, you get it. If you don't, well then just hope that Hyunelan2 doesn't dance into your office and take a dump in your desk drawer. I am having way too much fun with you guys today :D :abovelol:

yeah true.... I mean, if someone blows up the bathroom in my office building it sucks

but if i do its funny

Are you planning something sed?

Planning? no; brewing is probably more appropriate. Two more helpings of chili cheese fries please! I've got a meeting to go to! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

yeah pretty much what to do is do a quick crop dusting of everyones offices, farting while walking really fast by them so they don't know you farted, but you leave your mark alllll over the office!

shawn :)

oh and by the hell HELL YEAH 10 PAGES BABY

Ten damn pages man WHOOOOHOOOO!! Crop dusting.....how appropriate a phrase. I like strafing also it seems to fit. Say Shawn does your office building have an elevator? And if so will anyone ride in it with you? Wheres the moderator on this forum we should be eligible for some sort of prize for this thread, don't you think?

lol yeah it has an elevator, and I am not as gross as everyone thinks!!! Just like to mess around with people, like we superglued a dollar bill to the floor of the building managers floor, he spent two hours trying to pick that damn thing up...

oh man, I work with a bunch of hooligans too so its real bad

shawn :)

and yes, wheres our most useless use of bandwith award?

should make this sticky!

Saran wrapping the toilets and laminating the TP holder in the executive washroom is always a good one too! Here at my job we like to epoxy the bosses Macdonalds coffee cups to the counter top.

:abovelol:

thats a good one....my work fun consisted of pouring water on kids who were looking out of the shower curtain while masturbating!



silver......first you want kill...then you want to kiss....BLOW! :eek: what a great movie!

I love it when he grabs the pewter goblet with the new hand and is just "groovy"

yo, she*****, lets go.

I am not at work yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

:tips glass to all my homies:

:pours out a little for all my homies still at work:

shawn :)

i am at work!! who knows this quote...

"This aint no ham on rye!"

going back....if you have e ver played duke nukem....they used all the cool says from that movie....it went bad...so i lupted it off at the wrist!

I'll pour a little liqour down the ol hatch because I am still at work (for ten more minutes)

urrghh. These past 5 minutes are killing me! Have a happy weekend all, see you next week.

i still have five more hours!!

Well, it's Monday again. 8 more hours of nothing. I know Sed will be all over this thread as usual. Who else is slackin today?

I'm not slacking!!!

I work hard at doing nothing and posting here damnit!

Oh and its monday, i have till thusday till i'm off for TEN days.. thats right, ten!!!!!!!!!

ugh, have to get through all the b.s. of mon - thurs first though

shawn :)

Oh boo hoo. Atleast you get to go on vacation where you can really do nothing. Lucky bastard. Haha.

:) where is everyone on this sucky monday morning!

I need my slackers, come on i know you are trolling around here somewhere...

And yeah i get to go on vaca, but its not like I get to go to a tropical paradise. LOL

I live in one, so we go to CT for vaca. Back asswards I know

shawn :)

Yeah that is pretty back asswards. Yeah, we had a lot more people last week. Maybe they all called in sick like I should have done. First day of no rain in 5 days.

lol everyone got in trouble for posting so much, so exd is now a firewall blocked site!

I think it was the poop talk ;)

shawn :)

I'm here... not firewall blocked for me, since I'm the one who sets that - lol. I'm also leaving for vacation after this week (I'll have 9 days off in a row, counting the weekend at both ends), so I may be posting a little less than usual. I have to do all this and next weeks' work before I leave - (that'll be done in about an hour or so - ha.)

Well, atleast we got one other person.

morning mike,

how goes?

shawn :)

It goes... I guess that's good. Rough morning: rainy monday, didn't have enough coffee before work, had some stupid stomach virus thing last night into this morning, and to top it all off, we had an earthquake this morning! (P.S. I live near Chicago, we aren't used to Earthquakes). It was a 4.5 and caused little damage, but it was different nonetheless.

wow, thats a interesting day! you drink this past weekend?

lol i sure did

shawn :)

Yea, I downed a few Killians and MGD lights over the weekend, mostly Friday night. I'll be doing more next weekend, that's for sure. The start of my vacation, plus my Fiance is going to see a friend she hasn't seen for a while on Friday-Saturday, which means I'm free to do whatever.

we're going up north thusday till the 11th of july... I don't think i am going to remember 15 minutes of the trip ;)

My brother hasn't seen me in a while and he promises that its going to be an experience to not be able to recall.. lol, i'm scared!

shawn :)

Looks like sed finally had to do some work.

No no no, I don't have to do any work, but there isn't anyone but you and I posting here today...

I don't know where everyone is.

I mean, I started to do some work because I had no new posts here!

shawn :)

man noone is on!

makes shawn sad :(

I have a new trainie with me today but I still have time to post, lol :)

yay carbon, you need to come in this thread more often.

and make your trainee buy an xd and then make him come in here too!

damnit i want to have people slack off with me.

where are my 9-5ers???

shawn :)

I miss my 9-5 people :(

where are my 9-5ers???
:(
Im here just busy.Not much time to post

ooohhh,

You are one of those, semi slackers that can only slack when its not busy.. Thats the worst. I feel for ya. Trust me I am slacking enough today for both of us. :)

In fact, i might just have to go recreate pearl harbor ;)

shawn :)

I'm here, just taking a training class that keeps me away from the computer for a couple hours at a time. Hey Mike I think I know what's giving you the tummy troubles. It's the Killians, I love the stuff but if I have more than 2 or 3 I pay badly the next day. I heard about the earth quake but must have slept right through it. Being it was only a 4.5 if I did feel anything I probably just thought the dog was jumping on the bed.

On a sad note I did get some bad news at work today. A guy I worked with who had transfered to Florence SC( I had spent some time with him down there just a couple months ago) was back here in the Chicago area visiting this past weekend and there was a house fire at the home he was staying at. They don't know the cause yet but unfortunatly he didn't make it. His buddy that owned the house made it out and tried to go back for him but the flames and smoke were too much. It sounds like the firefighters did bring him out alive but he later died of smoke inhalation. Please say a prayer or take a moment for Joe Mendenhall and his family, he was only 30 and will be missed by many.

:( I'm sorry to hear that GTS, that is always hard to hear when a friend or coworker is taken from us at such an early age.

My thoughts go to you, and his family.

shawn :)

Boy, took a long time to read through all of that. Last week was crazy with the PC virus and then my daughter was sick. Today I've done 2 things and the rest of the time was catching up in this thread from like page 2. My eyes are hurting from all the reading and I have to go poop now.

lol :) yeah we went kinda nuts last week, but everyone left me so far today

shawn :)

Right now, I've got the best setup, I have a laptop that I take into our "install room" and sit at a desk with my face to the door, but there is a column between me and the door. So someone opens it and can't see me sitting here. Plus if they come around the column, I usually have EXD minimized. Plus also I'm on a DSL line and not the companies lan so no firewall to block me. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm the only Technician here this week, I wouldn't get bugged as much.

I'm still with ya sed, damn boss keeps nosing around. She needs to go sit her butt back at her desk where she belongs!

you can set up a wifi and take exd into the ****ter with you!

man that would be cool,

Hi guys, i'm posting this while pooping.

HAHAHAHAHA

shawn :)

hahaha, that would be funny

yeah it would be awesome, just no smellovision

shawn :)

I can't wait to be questioned on budget justification for installing a WAP in the mens room - ha. (Actually, I can think of 2-3 bathrooms that have sufficient wireless coverage).

see, mike's next post:


"hey guys, plop, whats going on, i'm just ,sploosh, sitting here and ,ugh BRAAAAAANT, ok i gotta go."

LOL

shawn :)

I remember reading an article about some doctor burning his croch because of a laptop and working with serveral different Dell Lattiude series in the past, they are all hot so I wouldn't dare take mine into the bathroom with me. I only want a hot croch from friction, not from hot electronics

dam you all really have nothing to do

I have something to do now, it's called driving home. C ya tomorrow

I have something to do now, it's called driving home. C ya tomorrowah you suck j/p

I found out I get to leave 3 hours early tomarrow and get paid for it. Unfortunatly I'm driving down to Coal City for the wake of my former co-worker. Some good news to make the bad a little less painfull.

I'm here, just taking a training class that keeps me away from the computer for a couple hours at a time. Hey Mike I think I know what's giving you the tummy troubles. It's the Killians, I love the stuff but if I have more than 2 or 3 I pay badly the next day. I heard about the earth quake but must have slept right through it. Being it was only a 4.5 if I did feel anything I probably just thought the dog was jumping on the bed.

On a sad note I did get some bad news at work today. A guy I worked with who had transfered to Florence SC( I had spent some time with him down there just a couple months ago) was back here in the Chicago area visiting this past weekend and there was a house fire at the home he was staying at. They don't know the cause yet but unfortunatly he didn't make it. His buddy that owned the house made it out and tried to go back for him but the flames and smoke were too much. It sounds like the firefighters did bring him out alive but he later died of smoke inhalation. Please say a prayer or take a moment for Joe Mendenhall and his family, he was only 30 and will be missed by many.

Unfortunately I have not had much time to slack today either, so I was trying to get caught up when I came across this. We lost one of our employees not very long ago too. Although I did not know him personally, I knew of him. His name was Paul Johnson. He was in Iraq on business when he was beheaded. We had a moment of silence for him last friday. I know how you feel, damn it sucks!

here's the company wide email that went out last week


On Friday at noon Eastern time, the Lockheed Martin community will observe a moment of silence as our collective tribute to Paul Johnson. We are asking all employees to take a few minutes to offer a silent prayer or reflect in your own way on the memory of Paul and the well-being of his family.

All of us have felt shock, anger and sadness at the senseless, brutal act committed last week. By joining together for a moment of silence, the 130,000 people in Lockheed Martin will honor Paul with a powerful expression of good will and respect for the inherent value of life.

This week, a top priority continues to be helping the family with the many issues they face surrounding this tragic event. We would like to thank employees who continue to work day and night to help assure the family's needs are met by facilitating transportation, housing, incidentals, access to benefits, logistics, counseling and briefings.

Another top priority is making sure we maintain a steadfast commitment to the security and safety of all employees. Those in the Middle East continue to serve only in mission-critical roles and only on a voluntary basis. Their dependents were returned to the U.S. in April. In recent weeks before this tragic event, we had taken steps to enhance security working with U.S. and in-country officials, and we are building on those efforts to further bolster our security posture. In addition to direct security support, employees receive full access to the latest security information on an ongoing basis. All of us can also help by placing a priority on safety and security.

Finally, we'd like to say a few words about the overwhelming support you have given to a fellow employee and his family. In the last week, we have received hundreds of emails from concerned employees, and these messages were delivered to the family. Your outpouring of thoughts, prayers, encouragement and kindness have given a measure of comfort to Paul's family in an otherwise excruciating ordeal.

In addition, in the few days since we announced the Paul M. Johnson Jr. Family Assistance Fund, Lockheed Martin and its employees have pledged more than $200,000 to help the immediate surviving family members get through the difficult days ahead.

We are proud to be associated with a team of professionals who have, time after time, demonstrated their concern toward fellow employees and others in difficult times. And in answer to the question, should we continue to operate overseas, we think the response of Paul's immediate team members speaks volumes. Despite his tragic death, they have returned to work in a show of resolve and tribute to Paul.

It's always difficult when someone around you passes away even if you weren't close. It's just really hard to grasp when the person is young healthy and you were having drinks with him only a couple months ago when I was down in Florence. And the most f@#$ed up part is none of this would have happened if he hadn't come home for a class reunion.

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That was God mike! He was saying "enough work go play on EXD" Sorry I'm late everybody stooopid traffic! Vacation? What the hell could you possibly be doing on vacation? Your everyday existence is a vacation!

It's too hard to work on my car in the cubicle... I need vacation time to install some 'stuff' :)

I just realized this thead has grown to 12 pages! Absolutely amazing! If all this energy could be channeled into something productive, like getting the BetaII to generate 225 NA WHP......

Now that would be awesome. I wouldn't mind a little extra HP. What is the BetaII stock WHP, like 100?

Last credible dyno I saw was 116hp 112 lb/ft or vice versa. Not that I care too much I am waaaaaay beyond stock. :D Did Sed disappear into the head for a mini vacation? Say Mike you can to do mods in your cube, you just have to bring the part you are working on with you! (Picture you in your cube with the entire front clip, turned sideways propped up on your desk) LOL Wandering back of topic again (is that even possible in this thread?) Who has seen "Lock stock and two smoking barrels"? I just love the scene where the stoner chick goes Rambo with the Bren gun!

Now that would be awesome. I wouldn't mind a little extra HP. What is the BetaII stock WHP, like 100?about 120 whp

Who has seen "Lock stock and two smoking barrels"? I just love the scene where the stoner chick goes Rambo with the Bren gun!
That is a great movie. Snatch is also one of my favs, you just have to watch both of the movies 3 times to actually understand all of the dialog though.

I have a complaint... I was just talking to my dealer to sched. an oil change, and I asked if there were any parts in that I was waiting for. The good news is, there are. Here's my complaint - parts pickup is avail. 9am till 5pm. Ok, so when do working people go pick up their parts? Now I have to take off outta here at lunchtime and fly like a bat outta hell to get to the dealer and back in my alotted lunch time. This complaint is more than just the dealer though. Many things I've come accross have stupid hours. If your business is the business of providing a service for people, isn't it a good idea to be open when people can get to your business? urrggh.

jeus h. christ.

not one post by me today, i actually had to do so much work it was sick.

blah **** work

shawn :)

That is what you get for slacking the last week and a half sed. I had to do work today. ****ing boss.

We know what you were really doing all that time Sed.

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:abovelol:

That was funny jacksonj!!

I agree hyunelan2...I too am waiting for parts, I have already left early today to take my husband's accent for tires...now i must take more time off when my window pane comes in!!

I mostly pissed b/c the sticky molding that goes on the window pane is pealing...this is my second time going in, now the other side is pealing.....they better fix it right! I guess i shouldn't be too mad, I mean it's still under warranty....but it's the principality of the whole thing....has anybody had problems w/their window molding?

aaaahahahahahaaha dude i so wish i was pooping that entire time, i would be in the guiness book of world records for longest poop. I have slacked for the last three months, the last week was nothing...

shawn :)

oh and a new record, 13 mfin pages

you guys are nucking futz!

its wednesday! Hump day, every one have a hump or two!!!!!

or three ;)

I go on vacation tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

shawn :)

Tomorrow is a holiday for me up here in Canada. But I got to work Friday which sux. Today is going to be so easy, I have to deliver a PC to someones house, so I'll be spending some time out of the office today. Maybe 2-3 hours. Might take that time to install my clear sidemarkers and clean my car.

you should take that time to post!

shawn :)

morning guys hows it going

hey o_gt, whats going on buddy

shawn :)

man am i tired this week...at least there's only today and tomorrow left...in their infinite kindness the owners of the company gave everybody friday and monday off since the 4th of july falls on a sunday....2 more days...2 more days

nice ;)

infinite kindness... lol

shawn :)

Morning, I'm here. Today+2days to go... I hope I make it, I'm running out of gas fast - need vacation.