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visionz
03-17-2006, 12:10 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5881699441


:abovelol:

beeman
03-17-2006, 12:26 PM
man thats one weird auction. Ok not the bit about selling the domain, but how this guy had all that time to write his life story pertaining to it.
But i give him that much a very very inventive way to sell. Someone might just feel sorry and buy his site. :stupid: :D

robs02elantra
03-17-2006, 12:27 PM
hahahahaha, that's the best ebay listing EVER

Kens GLS
03-17-2006, 01:22 PM
Thats some funny ****!! Damn i think that guy needs some help!

j0hnh0lmes
03-17-2006, 01:39 PM
WOW....and I thought i was pathetic.....it makes the world go 'round..

Alucardabyss
03-17-2006, 02:00 PM
So now I have an ex-girlfriend, an ex-xbox, an ex-playstation 2 and an ex-GameCube, for example. She also took my vacuum.
omfg rofl

mtlelantra
03-17-2006, 02:34 PM
It's not just the product anymore... people need the story behind it to sell sh!t...
Like that leather pants auction....

robs02elantra
03-17-2006, 02:37 PM
oh yeah, I forgot about the leather pants auction. That was great as well.

Ebay should have a link to the best auction stories. Like when you click on the automotive link if you want to search specifically for that...except if you wanted a good read and to pick up something random at the same time!!

slow 2K2GT
03-17-2006, 02:43 PM
that just made my hungover friday a little more bearable!

elantra_mn
03-21-2006, 11:33 AM
Man- and i thought that i had problems,.. LOL. that was pretty good though,.. how exactly do you find stuff like that particular positing

Vampyrate
03-21-2006, 12:30 PM
best opening line ever:

I'll just stick with GiantAsshat.com. Before you go and see, yes, I own it. No, nothing is there. I couldn't even give you a reason why I have it.

fgummett
03-21-2006, 12:33 PM
have you checked back since he added some updates..?

My favourite is,
I also want to thank the kind fellow who seemed to want to diagnose the state of my mental health based on the contents of this auction. Thanks for your suggestions, I've never heard the terms "passive aggressive" and "pent up anger" applied to me before. I've usually hit the person before they've gotten to that part, I guess.
... :)

beeman
03-21-2006, 12:34 PM
i wonder if someone will actually feel sorry for the guy and bid. At least for effort!!

fgummett
03-21-2006, 12:35 PM
It's currently bid at $18.27

Vampyrate
03-21-2006, 12:42 PM
this is too funny, i cant get past this paragraph to read on:

She also took my vacuum. That I find funny. In three years she hasn't even looked at, much less used a vacuum. She's not exactly the cleaning up type. One time I stopped cleaning up after her. We ordered pizza one night. We usually got 2 pizzas, one each that we liked. I ate what I could of mine and wrapped up the rest of it and put it in the fridge. She likes hers room temp the next day, so she left it out. For four weeks. It became like a pet to me, I'd feed it purina pizza chow, and I think it would crawl into bed with me after I went to sleep, but ran back to the counter when I woke up. It was a little shy. She must have felt the pizza was lonely, because in about the third week, she left out a salad beside it. Sadly, it did not live as long as the pizza. I came home after four days and it had killed itself, it threw itself off the cabinet and into the garbage. It could not stand living next to the Pizza. I still think about that salad now and again, and get all choaked up.

soullesselantra
03-21-2006, 12:52 PM
but have any of you actually went to www.shutterbugg.com?? talk about a piece of work....WOW

Hot04Elantra
03-21-2006, 09:08 PM
Lol!!! I just cant stop laughing at that dude!! That is DEFINITELY the funniest eBay auction I ahve ever seen! And that website, OH MY GOD!!!! The laughter just continues!!