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[CornbreadXD]

thsi post shows yhju that i can tyeop when immn fdurk. TOsday was my difrstr time fdrinking since i tuirned wtwen21 in marCH. I am soo muisesd duop its crazxy. and thease woers don't read reight. My eyes heurt bye! This is swwet!
Im drubnk!. I dibnt; fdrive the xD home cuz i didnt't want to mesfed ist up! ?I m drunk ion the ComoputeR!@

[Vampyrate]

tomorrow, i hope you see this.. .and how "fdruk" you are. not to mention since you turned wtwen21. and make sure not to get any "swwet" in your "heurt"-ing eyes.

and make sure you dont try to use the "ComoputeR" as a toilet.

[CornbreadXD]

Oh andn aonterhr thing. It wazs harc not to grab breatsts of the women at the bar WTF. Does that happein to anyone elsse ortr si thiat cuz it s my first fdrinsks? Please wanwers

[Vampyrate]

what the donkey crap is "Please wanwers"?

and no, i just get horny and talk to Gena when I'm drunk, but that was last year, next year she will be here to help me type when drunk.

[evan938]

LOL. dave>jimbo

if you wake up with black eyes tomorrow, you will know who DIDNT like having their breasts grabbed at the bar

and WTF? its only 1:21 and youre back already? last call isnt even for another hour. when you come down for HITH you're coming out w/ me and sean (yamaha) for our birthday...its that sat night.

i think "Please wanwers" is 'please answer' :)

[Vampyrate]

evan, with him being of similar complextion as me, i think its safe to say its hard to tell if he has a black eye (i know it is for me)

[evan938]

lol. brothas can get black eyes too! ive seen it at work a couple times

[Vampyrate]

hahah... at least i know i cant get sunburn! yay mellanin (sp?)

[CornbreadXD]

sweet no hangover, i never drink alcohol but I had a long island ice tea and 3 glasses of absolute/cranberry juice. My eyes hurt though.

[Doohickie]

Meh. I remember my first beer.

[Vampyrate]

so do i, i was 3 and begged my parents for a taste... and at that point, i realized i liked my dad's vodka better than his beer. whenever my parents are at social events, the let me drink with other adults around and they seem cool about it, but those are few and far between.

[ArunSenior04]

LOL, you guys arent dark enough to not get black eyes.

[Vampyrate]

do you mean purple? haha

[evan938]

man...this thread could really go in the wrong direction. for that reason alone, i am keeping my mouth closed

[Tx_boy]

Na black people can get sunburn you just dont turn red your skin just peels. When my dad would go out to the field for the army he always came back with sunburn but he would just peel. Looks weird as hell seeing skin peel but they are not red!!!!!!

[Vampyrate]

ive never had it... guess im lucky

[Tx_boy]

You also live on the east coast and we live in the deseart. Go to the deseart and be in the sun all day and you will get it. I am mixed so I turn red as hell. baisicly I am carmel!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vampyrate]

too true, being outside all day on the east has nothing compared to being in the sun all day in the west. but there was that month that i spent in HI with my family and was outside all day everyday and nothing happened...

i too am mixed, but in lesser proportions (my mom is half irish, half Ut native american)

[ArunSenior04]

Me2 brotha. LOL. But to be on topic, this thread shows that you cant type when ur drunk.

[Vampyrate]

affirmative... just for that, im gonna steal my dad's laptop and go war driving with it when others are drunk and the next day check XD to see who was the most coherent

[Tx_boy]

Well I never really tried but if I can do other harder things when I am drunk I dont see how you cant type when you are drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vampyrate]

yeah, ive done a lot of things (gena involved) while drunk and managed not to mess those up! so typing shouldnt be too bad. i have a harder time typing when tired than drunk