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hyunelan2
08-18-2006, 04:10 PM
Worker trapped nearly chest-deep in tank of chocolate for 2 hours at Wisconsin factory

Associated Press
Published August 18, 2006, 1:00 PM CDT

KENOSHA, Wis. -- It might sound like a chocoholic's dream, but stepping into a vat of bubbling hot chocolate became a two-hour nightmare for a 21-year-old man Friday morning.

Donovan Garcia, an employee of a Kenosha company that supplies chocolate ingredients, said he was pushing the chocolate down into the vat at Debelis Corp. because it was stuck. But it became loose and he slid into the hopper, becoming trapped nearly chest-deep in the hot, thick, dark chocolate. The chocolate was 110 degrees, hotter than a hot tub, said Capt. Greg Sinnen of the Kenosha Fire Department.

"It was in my hair, in my ears, my mouth, everywhere," said Garcia, who has worked at the company for two years. "I felt like I weighed 900 pounds. I couldn't move."

Co-workers, police and firefighters tried to free Donovan but his pants were caught on a roller. They couldn't get him loose until the chocolate was thinned out. Garcia said his colleagues added cocoa butter to thin out the chocolate.

"It was pretty thick. It was virtually like quicksand," said Police Capt. Randy Berner.

Sinnen said firefighters helped scoop out the chocolate from the vat and when enough was removed, Garcia was able to take his pants off and be lifted out. By that time it was about 1:30 a.m., about two and a half hours after he fell in.

Garcia was taken to a nearby medial center for treatment for minor injuries and was later released.

Vampyrate
08-18-2006, 04:16 PM
wow... i dont know whether to laugh or be stunned...

yamaha
08-18-2006, 04:18 PM
If that were Evan, he would eat his way out. O'Snap!

CTele02
08-18-2006, 04:25 PM
"...Oh god, its in my Raccoon wounds!" (Family Guy)

evan938
08-18-2006, 04:33 PM
If that were Evan, he would eat his way out. O'Snap!

if that were me, id pull your girlfriend in and make "sweet" love to her until that chocolate thinned out.

she could have her own "chocolate popsicle" to feast on

wanna keep going??? im here til 5 :D

and FWIW, my "being-broke-and-having-no-groceries diet" has dropped me 17lbs in the last 3 weeks. lol

yamaha
08-18-2006, 04:38 PM
The "chocolate popsicle" was good.

2/10

Cypher
08-18-2006, 04:41 PM
you're broke evan?

Vampyrate
08-18-2006, 04:41 PM
good thing i dont need to jump in a vat of chocolate, i have a natural chocolate popsicle... both of you are just jealous and scared of it!

anyway... being on the vegan diet, ive lost about 17lbs in the past 3weeks. lets see who loses more, broke college vegan Aaron, or brok collection's agent Evan. J2 boy up there can be the judge.

evan938
08-18-2006, 04:49 PM
ive been hovering at 191 for a few days...trust me, if this is a "contest", i could win if i want to...

jim - yes...im broke as ****...with the engine fiasco, im 300$ in debt to my dad (last months insurance 140, this months 180, and 80 he loaned me, and i paid him 100$ last week)...i had enough on my check friday to pay my bills (car, cable, electric), couple other things i had to pay for that were necessary, fill my gas tank up, and have about 25$ left over...im down to 11$ or so right now, and thats w/ 4$ i borrowed from him the other night to get my fuse problem fixed

then this coming friday, it will probably be the same...i think my check will be about 775$ or so, i need 282 for my car, 27 for my storage locker, going to pay my dad off of the 300$...

sucks...next month though, i should have a FAT bonus...im already at 200$ bonus right now, and every $ i collect thru this month i get about 8.4 cents from...seeing how payments are usually 1-200$, thats 8-15$/payment in my pocket...i got a 800$ payoff working, 4500 calling me back today...i should be able to hit 1,000$ bonus easily

now its break time..:)

Vampyrate
08-18-2006, 04:59 PM
i started veganism at 245... so yes, you may have had a weight advantage... but im confident that i could beat you.

evan938
08-18-2006, 05:17 PM
lol...im hoping to be in the 180's soon...its wierd because i havent been under 200lbs in a while...this woman i work with left for a few months and just started back up about 2 weeks ago...the other day i came in and she goes "damn evan, you loosin some weight?". lol...im like...yeah, i have no food...ive lost 17lbs

theWorst
08-18-2006, 05:28 PM
good thing i dont need to jump in a vat of chocolate, i have a natural chocolate popsicle... both of you are just jealous and scared of it!.

(in best dave chappelle voice) Don't look at it..... it is the BANE of our existence ...


hahahaha.

Vampyrate
08-18-2006, 05:37 PM
^ exactly!

Cypher
08-18-2006, 05:38 PM
evan thats not exactly the kind of weigh you wanna lose tho. you're probably losing some lean mass too which IS NOT GOOD.

LateAPXR
08-18-2006, 06:07 PM
Better than being trapped in other things....imagine if he worked at a sewage plant instead.

At least I bet he smelled nice afterwards.

Prolly got laid too if he has a girl.

Vampyrate
08-18-2006, 06:20 PM
again, its all natural for me, so i got laid regardless last night :)

evan938
08-18-2006, 08:21 PM
3 more days for me.....of course its the weekend too

FinalBreath
08-19-2006, 06:09 AM
Well i guess news travels quick. I suppose no one saw the one wherea guy got killed in a wood chipper did ya?


http://jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&date=8/15/2006&id=10039

Soron
08-19-2006, 12:43 PM
dude being trapped in 110 degree heat...... is that man still able to have kids? toalk about chocolate roasted nuts...

Cypher
08-19-2006, 12:48 PM
110 degrees isn't that hot. you experience that daily in a green house.

evan938
08-19-2006, 12:54 PM
hot tubs usually sit at about 103-104ish...

110 could be bearable, but falling into it would suck...you dont just jump into a hot tub unless its at like 94 degrees, THEN heat it to 103..even then, you have to ease your way into it...when i had mine, it took me about 10 minutes to get completely submersed