Page out of Jimbo's book...

[Vampyrate]

I'm drunk, not just regular drunk, but a drunk that has been 24 hours in the making. so ummm yeah, if you wanna call me, the number to the room is 276 376 4238

ask for aaron

[Cypher]

lol aaron. this isn't a true drunken post! you can't be as good as jimbo :D

[Vampyrate]

i cant help it, im a nerd, spend too much time drunk typing and am good at it...

last night: bacardi and beer (2 bottles of bacardi 3 six packs of heinekin)

today: smirnoff ice and beer (18 S.I. and 12 buds)

gotta love of age roommates!

[KeWLKaT]

wtf mate why have you been drinking this much

[Vampyrate]

because im single and have nothing to live for... that's why

so im gonna go out with a bang.

[KeWLKaT]

**** man, you attitude is exactly what will keep you single.

go out, have fun, drink a BIT not too much!!

[Vampyrate]

there is no where to go felix, im on top of a mountain... there are girls next door, but they are "busy" atm

so yeah, really sucks when the school youve gone to for 3 years and your ex decides to go there and **** it up for you. but just wait till classes start, then she will be ****ed... i have more unpacking to do. and a lot more drinking, i can still make out what im saying

[KeWLKaT]

i say rape her and take pics.

[burkej62]

^ that is the simply best post ever made by man .haha

[Cypher]

LOL felix. damn dude thats harsh.

[Vampyrate]

ive had too many relatives raped, i know you are joking, but its not for me... im not a violent or dominating person, its been proven that im more submissive... i guess thats why it was always best with Amber this summer ;-)

[KeWLKaT]

whos amber? new girl?

i say rape her and take pics.
^ that is the simply best post ever made by man .haha

Man, that's sig material right there but i need space for my banner :mad:

[Vampyrate]

amber is a friend of mine from home that i met through another friend. we were hanging out and one thing led to us on her bed one night, then in her car, and almost in her friends appartment last night, but i was too drunk...

okay, just got back from a power hour... wow! now im really ****ed up. time for sleep. man, i can still see all of my typos though. and my arms are heavy lol!

[Vampyrate]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so drunk right now!

BOOO campus police.... yay beer!

boooooo ex girlfriends... yay having you guys and fraternity brothers! jimbo come down on weekend! ill sho you som really drkngin! we have 3 fridges all with only booze in htem

[korai9989]

damn aaron.