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evan938
08-24-2006, 09:26 PM
Which is scarier, mom or airport security?
Afraid to I.D. sexual aid in earshot of mother, man tells guards it’s a bomb

Updated: 5:22 p.m. ET Aug 23, 2006
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

KeWLKaT
08-24-2006, 09:30 PM
looool poor guy

Cypher
08-24-2006, 09:40 PM
LMAO damn. that sucks.

yamaha
08-24-2006, 09:42 PM
poor guy

ricerrx7
08-24-2006, 09:43 PM
Wow, talk about adding insult to injury. They guy has a small dick, and he's going to jail...

robs02elantra
08-24-2006, 09:54 PM
can't they give him a break for that. Come on now, if airport security can't tell the difference between a penis pump and a bomb, then they musn't be paying attention. How many people do you estimate travel with sex toys??? A lot more than you would think, so they should be used to it.

Granted, stupid to say it was a bomb, he should definately have said something else.

paki
08-25-2006, 12:24 AM
yeah like a stress ball or something lol

soullesselantra
08-25-2006, 12:59 AM
lol...well...it IS a sort of bomb officer, it blows my penis up and makes it bigger....LMFGDAO!!