*NWS* choking ur chicken

[focusXD]

who else here loves to whack it? i know i do. i can do it all night long. everybody ever been caught before? lets here some funny stories. woot!

[05xd]

Never been caught doin that but I did get caught getting some skins one time.My mom walked in me and my g/f.....that was horrible.Talk about a mood breaker :(

[fifthgear]

LOL. I'm still laughing at the idea behind this topic.


...I've never been caught in the past.

[robs02elantra]

who else here loves to whack it? i know i do. i can do it all night long.

How disturbing.

[evan938]

i have a feeling the user didnt actually start this thread

[ArunSenior04]

Never been caught.

[KeWLKaT]

Never been caught.

same here :bowdown: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[evan938]

by someone? no...although, now, when me and my girl are going at it, my cat has a tendency to jump up on the bed and crawl all over whoever is on bottom.

then i throw him across the room

[KeWLKaT]

by someone? no...although, now, when me and my girl are going at it, my cat has a tendency to jump up on the bed and crawl all over whoever is on bottom.

then i throw him across the room
:owned1:

[ArunSenior04]

I couldnt imagine being caught. How do you explain that, or do you just continue going on as if nothing happened?

[KeWLKaT]

I couldnt imagine being caught. How do you explain that, or do you just continue going on as if nothing happened?

:fiddle:

[burkej62]

They make these things called locks ya know?

[zx2uner]

who else here loves to whack it?
What is wacking it mean? I guess I don't know what that means. ;)

Nope never been caught.

[soullesselantra]

never been caught whackin, but me and amanda HAVE been interrupted by her 2 year old a couple of times...now THATS a deflating moment if you know what i mean...

[BlackElantraGT]

This video would be appropriate for this thread

http://www.break.com/top_rated/roommategay.html

[bigkahuna2187]

hahha this is kinda on topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJV6At1v05w

SUCKSS

[ghrpdx]

If it's true what they say, I've killed a cargo ship full of kittens. Never been caught either.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1d/350px-God-kills-kitten.jpg

[metalfetish]

+1 on the cats. and i got busted with my girlfriend by my dad way back when..."*sigh* ok guys get dressed....." very embarrassing

[j0hnh0lmes]

I've never been caught....but yea, my mom walked in on me and an ex.....it's sucks

[Cypher]

never been caught. surprised i didn't once on the tailgate of the ranger (before it was mine :tongue: :) lol damn was that a fun night

[evan938]

it was a fun night because you jerked off all over another guys tailgate?? riiight

so thats what they call it these days...jerking off on his tailgate

[Cypher]

evan ur gheeeeeeeeey.

[evan938]

you whacked it on someone elses tailgate...how am i gay?

:D:D

[Cypher]

pshhh. what i did involved a girl lol. i "christened" the tailgate ;) mwhahaha.... larz didn't like that too much the next day.

[DAILLESTWUN]

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode that George gets caught by his mom and she falls and breaks her hip or something lol...

[jalmir]

never being caught nor being walked in on by my parents ... or anybody else ... once with my ex we got "disturbed" by someone knocking at the front door though, we checked by the top floor window and continued (didn't know the guy!) :D

[evan938]

i was delivering pizza and went to this hotel...hilton right in the middle of the shopping center in columbus, had to get a key to the top floor, get up there, off the elevator, just hear this girl moaning like there is no tomorrow...start walkin down the hall, look at the room number, and amazingly, it was the room i had to go to. i guess someone thought they could get some sucky-****y before i got there.

but i sat there for a second like...should i knock or come back...?? i decided to knock, i hear her get quiet quick (like it would have helped), then she goes "hold on a minute" (which is the universal 'im getting banged' line at hotels when food comes, i have found out)...then she comes to the door in some shorts and his sweatshirt, and was butt ugly...by the way she was gettin loud, i was hopin for something more attractive...i was disappointed

[KeWLKaT]

^^^ man, that sucks! for both you and her man!

[ghrpdx]

^^ Yeah, customers hate it when the pizza dude comes first!

[KeWLKaT]

^^ Yeah, customers hate it when the pizza dude comes first!

bwahahahahhaha :abovelol:

[evan938]

eh...ive seen a few NICE sets of boobies from that happening before...i guess i failed on that run....its amazing how many people dont care who sees them nekid

[theWorst]

caught once.... by my girl...

she didn't care.. saves her from getting sweaty..

when i was 12 i was smart enough to change the doorknob on my room to a key lock.

wait a minute.. yeah one time my mom picked up the phone when my then girl was in college and we were having phone sex. cuz i heard it hang up and the volume get louder.. lol

[Mad_Hatter]

this is just a disturbing topic...i mean who would think of such a thing to write about? but to stay on topic...no never been caught.
-bill