Peaked my interest...

[hyunelan2]

Alright, here's an oddity for you. There's a new girl here in the Finance department. Her name is Amy, she just moved here from Pennsylvania. She's not unattractive, but not a knockout either. I'd say maybe a 6 out of 10. I was talking to one of our maintenance guys here, and he said that she used to be a professional wrestler!?!? She's about 25 give or take a year, red hair. He said her professional name was something like Amber Lynn or along those lines. Anyone here follow wrestling enough to know anything?

I'll ask her myself, but when it doesn't seem like I'm being a creepy a-hole. Don't want to walk up and be like "Hi, welcome to the organization, I hear you were a wrestler?" That doesn't seem too professional. Howerver, this seems like a good way to spend my Friday *opens google*

Edit: yes, I just realized the irony of wasting a Friday on google, when the line above it I was talking about being professional... haha.

[Munky]

HAHA...now that's funny.

I don't watch wrestling, nor will I ever. But maybe you should come into work wearing a wrestling outfit and a mask and just tackle her down. If she was a wrestler, she'll defend herself. If not...well, you'll be out a job. But at least you'll know.

[evan938]

amber lynn? sounds like she may have been a bed wrestler...if you know what im saying



that name sounds too porny for wrestling

[SWortham]

HAHA...now that's funny.

I don't watch wrestling, nor will I ever. But maybe you should come into work wearing a wrestling outfit and a mask and just tackle her down. If she was a wrestler, she'll defend herself. If not...well, you'll be out a job. But at least you'll know.
Sounds like it's worth it to me.

Or maybe just ask her if she thinks she could beat you up. If she says yes, ask her to prove it. At least then you won't be the one who gets fired.

[toymachine566]

kind of off topic, sort of on topic; but i always thought that "peaked" in this context was spelled "piqued"

now for the on-topic........nope never heard of her :D

[ExemptedNut]

is she butch? or muscular? That would be a good sign lol

[hyunelan2]

toymahcine - You are probably completely right on that piqued thing... I was looking at the subject for about a minute before I submitted the post, thinking that it didn't look right.

She's not petite, but not huge and butch either. I guess you could say "average in every way." Average looks, height, appearance, etc.

[Munky]

English is one weird language.

[toymachine566]

toymahcine - You are probably completely right on that piqued thing... I was looking at the subject for about a minute before I submitted the post, thinking that it didn't look right.

LOL, i was just trying to be a butthole. slow day at work.

does she dress "dudely"?

[SWortham]

With some of those women wrestlers you wouldn't know they were wrestlers if you saw them on the street. For example, Stacy Keibler looks more like a supermodel. I wouldn't mind it if she was working in our Finance department, if only we had a Finance department.

[toymachine566]

the only name in woman wrestling i know of is that chyna lady

[j0hnh0lmes]

the only name in woman wrestling i know of is that chyna lady


yea...she's in a playboy too

[evan938]

id give a finance department for stacy keibler to work in.




i would put it right beside my left pocket :D:D

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Wait, this is a conversation between 4 people, it needs to be closed.

[SWortham]

Wait, this is a conversation between 4 people, it needs to be closed.
... your face needs to be closed. :eek: j/k.

Join us and it will be conversation between 5 people. That's how it works.

[BobMs_wht2k2]

But conversations are to be reserved for chat and PM's. See, we're doing it again. The sooner this gets closed the less entertainment it will be and the powers at be can rest.

[Munky]

No, not his face. Just his pie hole.




Lol, j/k Bob. You're one of the few people in here with a good head on your shoulders.

[SWortham]

Anyway Mike, I imagine it could be difficult to find your co-worker on Google. You're probably looking for the wrong alias. You may just have to ask her...

[Levonida0103]

id give a finance department for stacy keibler to work in.




i would put it right beside my left pocket :D:D

lol lmfao wow that's good i needed that

[SWortham]

BTW, here's Stacy Keibler for those who don't know...
http://www.owow.com/Ringsidewith/Keibler/Gallery-1/29.jpg

She looks ready for work in the finance department.

[SuperGLS]

I've never heard of Amber Lynn. I've watched wrestling on and off for the last 20 years.

[Munky]

I'd definitely let her handle all my finances.

[OPZ]

Holy crap, her legs are so fuggin shiny I could sled ride down those mofo's.

[SuperGLS]

While we are on the subject, Torrie Wilson is the hottest WWE Diva (as they like to be called). Check the link below for a good picture. And if you are so inclined, do a Google Image search and you can easily find the pics when she was in Playboy (VERY NICE, but please don't link them here).

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/torrie-wilson/pictures/torrie-wilson-picture-1.jpg

[OPZ]

^The married man wins.

[robs02elantra]

did you ever ask her about this?

[hyunelan2]

haha, no I actually forgot about this. I don't talk to her much (different department), but may have to just to be able so somehow work this into conversation.

[robs02elantra]

I was just playing wrestling on my ps2 and remembered this thread. Thought I would bring it up again

[CornbreadXD]

maybe you shouldn't be looking for her at google while at work, i don't know if that can be grounds for a harassment case or sumthin. Like your history list will show "pics amber lynn finance department" or "female amber wrestler finance"

[hyunelan2]

Thanks for the concern, but no worries. I am the Alpha and Omega of all things technology at work. We track no histories.

[extremeaudiowa]

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6812670&style=ice&cart=445196164

this is all i could find

might be her