evan938
02-12-2007, 11:04 PM
very seldom do i see a joke i actually laugh out loud...i liked this one
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A young lady was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of the young lady, she said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A young lady was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of the young lady, she said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."