murda-c
02-17-2007, 01:42 PM
so, around 11 last night some of my boys call me and tell me to come to denny's. The original plan was to hit up the strip club, but then we find out it was closed for the week.
So, after a half bottle of smirnoff, we decided to go sledding...back to all the hills we knew when we were kids...
Only difference is, there's no snow, theres just a three inch sheet of ice over the entire hills from where snow had melted and frozed a couple times... with all the footprints frozen in.
so i volunteer to go first, because i had the most to drink, and logic dictates that i'll feel the least pain, right?
i sit on this three dollar piece of plastic that seemed so much larger five years ago, and then scoot up to the edge of the smoothest part of the hill, and then my buddy ryan comes up and decides i need a push, and pushes me over to the part with all the footprints...
that asshole
i slide halfway down the hill, and hit a huge lump that i thought broke my spine, and then land at the bottom and slide across the ice for about seventy yards, until i hit a stump and come to a stop.
I don't feel a thing because my *** is frozen and i'm drunk, and this is the most awesome thing i have ever done in my life.
we spent three hours sledding down every hilll we could find and wrecking until we broke both sleds, and it was the best decision i have ever made in my life, even if i'm sore as hell now and my back feels like it's no longer straight.
I suggest you all go sledding tonight a 2 am.
So, after a half bottle of smirnoff, we decided to go sledding...back to all the hills we knew when we were kids...
Only difference is, there's no snow, theres just a three inch sheet of ice over the entire hills from where snow had melted and frozed a couple times... with all the footprints frozen in.
so i volunteer to go first, because i had the most to drink, and logic dictates that i'll feel the least pain, right?
i sit on this three dollar piece of plastic that seemed so much larger five years ago, and then scoot up to the edge of the smoothest part of the hill, and then my buddy ryan comes up and decides i need a push, and pushes me over to the part with all the footprints...
that asshole
i slide halfway down the hill, and hit a huge lump that i thought broke my spine, and then land at the bottom and slide across the ice for about seventy yards, until i hit a stump and come to a stop.
I don't feel a thing because my *** is frozen and i'm drunk, and this is the most awesome thing i have ever done in my life.
we spent three hours sledding down every hilll we could find and wrecking until we broke both sleds, and it was the best decision i have ever made in my life, even if i'm sore as hell now and my back feels like it's no longer straight.
I suggest you all go sledding tonight a 2 am.