argh

[HeadOfMax]

so i am driving home tonight and at a light in the left lane. an accord pulls up next to me. this *** is creeping out to hit the light. it annoys me when people do this. so I decide screw my gas mileage. i mash the gas pedal and when it hits 3500 or so I drop the clutch. I did not even let off the gas when I shifted to second. chirped second. blew that idiot out of the water. I then proceed to drive the speed limit with freaknuts riding my *** behind me. he tries to go around me at a stop sign. I blow him away again. by all rights I should not have been able to beat him the second time, I was stopped and he did not even stop. this *** pulls up next to me and the passenger opens the window and throws something at my car. WTF. stupid punk *** gangsta wannabe POS. If he would have stopped at the next light I would have dragged that mofo out the car and beat him with my mag lite. that sob blew a red light instead of stopping next to me after his passenger threw whatever at my car. I'm shaking right now I want to hit something. stupid dumb shiv puss mofos. arghghrhghaargh. at least there is no damage to my XD. of corse its after midnight and all the local bars are closed. I could use a drink right now.

[caseinajar]

argh i hate when someone wants to race and then when they lose get mad and ride your *** or flash highbeams etc. you got the i get angry and throw something at your car guy. which sucks but it happens. guys around here with lifted trucks and big suvs like to race all the time.and let me tell you, they dont like to lose to a hyundai ! especially after they think of all the gas they just wasted redlining thier V8s trying to beat a 4cyl. lol currently about 3.30/gal. regular and rising

[soullesselantra]

just be glad your *** didnt get shot...

[BobMs_wht2k2]

just be glad your *** didnt get shot...

Bingo. After you beat him once, let it go. Cutting him off the second time is what pissed them off.

[Doohickie]

Bingo. After you beat him once, let it go. Cutting him off the second time is what pissed them off.
Why do you even have to beat him once? Stop driving like a moron, moron.

Or do you want a memorial vinyl (http://www.elantraxd.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22061) with your name on it too?

Also, even though you said you drove the speed limit, the way you describe your launch, a cop could still have given you a ticket- reckless driving, display of speed, that kind of thing.

[BobMs_wht2k2]

. . .unsafe start.

[Doohickie]

Yeah, that too.

When ppl around me are buttheads, I try to just tell myself, "Let the wookie win." It really doesn't matter to me whether the gets ahead of me, or I get ahead of him. It seems important at the time when I'm in a hurry, but a day later, it just doesn't matter. But if you get in an accident, get a ticket, the guy throws something at your car, your shoots your @ss, it will matter the next day. This is entirely under your control. Condition yourself to do the right thing.

Also, rather than winning head-to-head, I try to win the chess match. Sure, if both drivers stomp on it, someone wins and someone loses. But it seems like the guys get into races like that "paint themselves into corners"- they end up driving really fast and getting stuck in the slowest lane. I like doing more subtle maneuvers to block them in to those slow lanes and pass them up while they are screwed by their own decisions. Drive smarter, not faster.

[BobMs_wht2k2]

"Let the Wookie win"! :abovelol:

Drive smarter, not faster.

But to driver "SmartER" that would entail driving "smart" to start with. . . .not something that comes up often on this board. Kids really don't know how to be "smart" when they let things like Sorta Quick and Furiously Annoying I, II, and III influence their style.

[Codenomics]

sorta quick?
I watched fast and furious cause the cars are bad ***, some of them at least.

[xdforme22]

Agreed^ Its not for the acting.

[BobMs_wht2k2]

sorta quick?
I watched fast and furious cause the cars are bad ***, some of them at least.

You just made my point. Thanks.

[soullesselantra]

LOL @ Senior-Douche...some people will never learn...the fast and furious = the slow and mildly pissed off

[KeWLKaT]

I love the cars that keep shooting flames at all times while they race in those movies, lol.

[soullesselantra]

thats cause the mad tyt3 JDM engines can't hold the combustion in!

[BobMs_wht2k2]

So since they are all Blue flames, does that mean they're running CNG? At leastthey're being environmentally friendly. :rolleyes:

[soullesselantra]

hahahahahahahahahaha naw mang...itz all NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWZZ!!!

[Munky]

sorta quick?
I watched fast and furious cause the cars are bad ***, some of them at least.

You DO realize they're just movies, right? :rolleyes:

[KeWLKaT]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

[BobMs_wht2k2]

You got the ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ part right.

[txdproject]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz



naazzz at pep boys.....10 dollars ...a taped on plastic body kit.....30 bucks
a huge tach that goes up to 10k redline (even though the car can't even hit a red line of 7k)..20 dollars.... getting passed by an elantra with cold air intake ..... priceless

[BobMs_wht2k2]

I do believe this has officially become threadjacked. Glad I could be of assistance.

[soullesselantra]

+1 on the assistance to threadjack! the indiana douches strike again!

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Senior and mini-douche are on a roll!

[HeadOfMax]

naazzz at pep boys.....10 dollars ...a taped on plastic body kit.....30 bucks a huge tach that goes up to 10k redline (even though the car can't even hit a red line of 7k)..20 dollars.... getting passed by an elantra with cold air intake ..... priceless

that is the quote of the day I think. I've gotten shot at before, and 90% of the gangsta pieces of shiv out there can't hit the broadside of a barn anyway. I am usually the *** who drives next to the old lady doing 20mph to keep the jaggoff in the BMW driving like a prick behind me and angry. It was a lot nicer when I had my pickup so I could take up two lanes by myself. As for last night there was no traffic to use.

Whatever, I've slept it off and am cool now. The only question I have now is what to do with my day off. and why the hell is it snowing out right now?

[ghrpdx]

Stop driving like a moron, moron.
:abovelol: Quote of the year!

[Doohickie]

The funny thing is, I find myself telling that to myself all the time.... :confused:

It's twice as bad since I'm teaching my youngest son to drive and I know he's watching all the st00pid little things I do! :D

[soullesselantra]

lol...just don't tell him its a do as i say, not as i do thing...then he is almost guaranteed to do it

[Ugzz]

uh oh.. the douches strike again!

[soullesselantra]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA this post has been douched

[BobMs_wht2k2]

No no no. . . ."Properly Cleansed with a Mountain Fresh Scent" is the more proper terminology.

[soullesselantra]

No no no. . . ."Properly Cleansed with a Mountain Fresh Scent" is the more proper terminology.

well if ya wanna be all PC about it...lol...i think someone watches too many summers eve commercials...LOL

[BobMs_wht2k2]

I officially changed my title. . . how 'bout you?

[Doohickie]

lol...just don't tell him its a do as i say, not as i do thing...then he is almost guaranteed to do it
I tell him that hey, I know I have some bad habits, and he's allowed to have some too- after he's been driving 20 years and he's paying his own insurance!:abovelol:

[Ugzz]

I tell him that hey, I know I have some bad habits, and he's allowed to have some too- after he's been driving 20 years and he's paying his own insurance!:abovelol:

your too nice, part of me being able to drive was me being able to pay for insurance and gas ON MY OWN! course i didnt get my license till i was 18 so i already had a job..

[soullesselantra]

I officially changed my title. . . how 'bout you?

i have too, lol, the terrorist threat is prolly over the head of the new members and those who forgot...lol

[BobMs_wht2k2]

I hadn't realized my profile was about 3 years past due. . . it still said I worked at Butler! Whoops.

[soullesselantra]

hahaa

[Ugzz]

wow.. i guess its really official now huh? hehe

[soullesselantra]

yeah BOOOOOOOYYYYYEEEE no thread is safe from douche squad!

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Where ever there's stupidity, the douche squad is there to expand it.

[soullesselantra]

looks like we got alot to cover then when you put it like that...lol

[Ugzz]

aw jeez, those last two posts made me hardcore lol.. which is funny cuase im in an office and the lady across from me just gave me a "wtf" look.

[soullesselantra]

hardecore lol...wow...what ever happened to saying busted out or guffawed loudly...geez the internet is corrupting the minds of the world...

[BobMs_wht2k2]

looks like we got alot to cover then when you put it like that...lol

Yep. It's a good thing it's a slow week.

[Ugzz]

guffawed?

and i started using hardcore as an amplifier for some reason, it reminds me old times like when people used to say: sweet, tough, phat, butt, wicked, tight, syke etc..

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Sweet. . . Dude. . . Awesome. . .Radical. . . Coolness

[Ugzz]

Sweet. . . Dude. . . Awesome. . .Radical. . . Coolness

i think this needs a thread of its own hehe:)

[soullesselantra]

oh god...its like catch phrases that were made popular around the time of the original TMNT...totally tubular!!

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Well. . . .I AM that old you know. .. this whole Transformers movie. . . I played with the ORIGNAL introduction of Optimus Prime and the gang.

Cowabunga!

[soullesselantra]

lol...i wish i still had all of my Ghostbusters and TMNT memorabelia (sp) im sure it would be worth something now...something bodacious :D

[Ugzz]

i have my turtles and some accessories and such in a bin in my basement haha, i just moved so of course i pulled them out and was checkin them out. i wish i sitll had my old star wars and gi joes. i had a ****load of he-man stuff two. i bet all that stuff has some value now a days.. most of my turtle stuff is so beat up and of course everything is opened and missing stuff hehe.

[Doohickie]

I like pancakes.

[BobMs_wht2k2]

My parents still have some of my G.I.Joe stuff, like the F-14, the Tank and a coupl other pieces.

[soullesselantra]

my favorite figures that i had wer emy silver hawks figures, but those were VERY well used and were my favorites until GB came out :)

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Gb? ? ?? ?

[hyunelan2]

Well. . . .I AM that old you know. .. this whole Transformers movie. . . I played with the ORIGNAL introduction of Optimus Prime and the gang.

Cowabunga!

True that. I have all my Gen 1 transformers still in a box in my parents' basement. This summer would probably be a good time to ebay that stuff, huh? Now you guys know I used to play transformers... and knowing is half the battle, G.I. Joe!

[soullesselantra]

Gb? ? ?? ?

Ghostbusters...i didnt feel like typing it out...lol

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Got it. . . Neer gotinto it. GI Joe and Transformers .. . .oh and HeMan, Master of the Universe! OMG I feel old today. . . .

[soullesselantra]

lol...im only 23 so i got all the 90's stuff covered, the 80's are all you guys...lol

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Yeah. . . well I got almost 10 years on you. . .

Anyone else noticed that you can type in anything for a reason to edit? It's great!

Like this v v v

[soullesselantra]

did you just notice that Senior? come on mang, you been here since 2004...lol

[BobMs_wht2k2]

This was just something since the last board update. If you notice when I'm arguing with the tards I'll edit just to get that in!

[Ugzz]

Ghostbusters...i didnt feel like typing it out...lol

o i c, i thought you were talkin game boy lol. like yeah i used to play with real toys but then i got a video game and it was over.. he

im 23 also, so yeah we pretty much said the big ones.
i had a buncha teddy ruxpin stuff when i was real little.. oh and glow worms, anyone remember those?

[soullesselantra]

LOL i had my old brich of a green screened game boy until about 3 years ago when it finally quit working...now i gots me a game boy color that i swiped from my little sister so i could have something to do at work

This was just something since the last board update. If you notice when I'm arguing with the tards I'll edit just to get that in!

actually its been there since i been here...lol

[BobMs_wht2k2]

Which is all of a year! :rolleyes: I got underwear older than that!

[soullesselantra]

lol...i dont...see sig for reason...LOL...and even if it HAS just been a year, you should have noticed!

[Ugzz]

i got my game boy green screen thick *** monster sitting on my fold out lawn chair in my living room right now. i havnt used it, but i unpacked it and was checkin it out hehe.. its awesome. i also hooked up my 36" hdtv a few days ago then hooked up my amp and floorstanding/center speakers and started playin some sega. haha
i was kickin some ace in golden axe and sonic!

[soullesselantra]

altered beasts FTW!!

[BobMs_wht2k2]

I know. . . shame on me for having a life. . . even if it is boring old married life that involves home chores. . .

[soullesselantra]

lol...a life? whats that? i dont have one...i have kids...

[Ugzz]

lol...i dont...see sig for reason...LOL...and even if it HAS just been a year, you should have noticed!

almost all my edits have something interesting in the reason field. i been doin it since i joined :D

[soullesselantra]

and you've been here less than i have...lol...this isnt supporting my theory...

[BobMs_wht2k2]

lol...a life? whats that? i dont have one...i have kids...

And that my friend is why I have dogs.

[soullesselantra]

but i hate dogs, and i'm happy with my son (not really with my girlfriends son, but he'll do...lol) and wouldnt have it any other way :) im a proud parent

[Ugzz]

id rather have a dog... but on the other hand a dog cant play altered beast with me.. at least not very well..

[soullesselantra]

LOL...unless your dog is, of course, an altered beast...