Tired of idiots that don't know how to park?

[jalmir]

Then go to youparklikeanasshole.com and print yourself some "tickets" and enjoy putting them on the idiots car!!! :D

YouParkLikeAnAssHole.com (http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/)

and the there is the Gallery (http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php) where you can see how there is SUPER idiots driving ... or even post pictures of idiots!

Enjoy! :cool:

[Ugzz]

that is pretty funny, i like the idea but its not harsh enough with all that "dont be offended, everyone does it" bull****.
it should just say DONT PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.. ASSHOLE.. or something like that. people that do that crap esp in crowded or full lots make me glad i dont keep weapons in my car.. cause i would use them..

[04GTboySC]

i was just at the post office and this jerk in a big a** truck parked over the white line so i couldnt open the driver side door i was standing right by the door when he came out and he asked what did i do wtf dude cant you see

[Munky]

The windshield pamphlets are a good idea, but this one is better:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/MunkyMofo/nailintire.jpg

(Have I mentioned I love mspaint?)

[Ugzz]

^ hahah
i like the idea of that one along with the your an asshole one.
both combined would be key.. and only leave them on the shield as your Leaving! hehe

[jalmir]

that is pretty funny, i like the idea but its not harsh enough with all that "dont be offended, everyone does it" bull****

I downloaded the PDF and edited the last line out! :D

[Ugzz]

hahaha.. thats awesome
i guess ill be like most people for now and stick to just being pissed off and muttering under my breath about it when i see people and that crap :P

[Whipper]

i've personally written notes to people on a pad i keep in the glove box, and put it under their wiper. one time i got it back with a reply stating that they were sorry, and really didn't mean to park over the line lol

[04GTboySC]

lol i would of done that but this guy looked mean :(

haha nail in a tire idea i've had people do that to me

[RogueSith]

In my apartment complex there's this one guy with a huge *** pickup that I believe is dating this girl that lives in the apartment next to me, and he parks in such a way that the white line is in the exact middle of his truck, every time... and he also parks in reverse which blocks the sidewalk... but that usually doesn't concern me. Of course last night I would've loved something like this, because I couldn't park anywhere near my apartment because of his parking.

[slow 2K2GT]

I just printed a bunch and im gonna keep em in my wallet so I can hit up random people!

[PSUsouthpaw]

I just printed twenty of them out. I'm going to go out roaming the streets of Gettysburg with them tomorrow.

[jalmir]

hahahhahahaha! :D

EXD member's revenge!!!

[PSUsouthpaw]

hahahhahahaha! :D

EXD member's revenge!!!

First things first...the local boro council.

Than my boss when he's not looking.

[caseinajar]

argh i could only look at one page of super duper ahole parking before being overcome with a pure saturating anger. im in the delivery business so crappy driving and parking infuriates me. i think everyone should have to pass written and driving tests every 5 yrs to keep thier licenses.

[04 elantra cvvt]

My dad used to have some with Mickey Mouse shooting the bird that said:

"Next time you park so close, how about leaving me a F***ing can opener asshole"

I thought those were awesome.

[06elantra]

hahahah!
i love that site - tho, i had to go thru the "super dooper" gallery to make sure that i haddnt made it to that site... yet!
(coz i often have 'parkitis' - similar to the serious condition of 'parkfailure' where i have severe problems in getting a car into a parking space! i always get it in the end tho, after a couple of attempts and the like at straightening out the park....) *innocent eyes*

[CuddleBug1899]

LOL That's pretty funny. I actually got a parking nasty-gram a few months ago. It wasn't my fault though! First of all, it was in downtown Philly in a parking garage (I was running late for work so I just pulled into the garage rather than drive around looking) so the spots are already super narrow. This guy is parked ON the white line, so I didn't have a choice but to park a little more to the right than I normally would have otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get out of my car. I was still really close though so that I didn't screw the person next to me.

Anyway, long story short, I came out of work and I had a little piece of paper under my wiper. Something like, "Next time don't park so close so people can actually get into their cars you jerk" or something along those lines. I felt bad about it for about 2.5 seconds but I got over it. If that's the worst thing that happens to you the whole day, consider yourself lucky. ;)

[theWorst]

when i had my explorer i'd just park right up to their door so either they couldn't get out...

if you're parked central within your lines you couldn't possibly be at fault if they damage their car pulling out right?


i couldn't look at that site very long either.... made me super angry...

i'll take some pics of this minivan outside and show yall... if he's still out there...

[Whiplash]

Horrible drivers are everywhere.

[atlwteboy240]

i went to a blockbuster one day, and right as i was about to park some BIT*CH whiped in and i almost hit her... so i let her get out of her van and when she got out of my way i parked so close i had t back up so my girlfriend could get out. then i pulled right back in...

i mean i was so colse i pulled in my side mirror so i could get even closer...

when i walked out she was standing at the front of my car and started to cus me out about it... i looked at her laughed and said next time she pulled somthing like that she was going to get paint thinner all over her car....

i saw her two weeks later and waved.... she turned her head and walked away....

[Whiplash]

Nice.

[kylemorg]

I stopped at a grocery store in a fairly ritzy neighborhood a while back. There was this shiny black newer cadillac was parked in the fire lane, even though several of the closest spots were available.

While my wife went into the store, I waited outside smoking trying to think of something to do to the car, like let all the air out of at least two tires. I also thought of leaving my lit cigarette on the middle of his hood or on the plastic piece between the hood and the windshied.

Before I finished my cigarette, the illegal parker came out to get into his car. I said to him "I heard people say that only A$$holes park in fire lanes. I see they're right!" He just glared at me, got in his car and left.

I wish I'd let the air out of his tires.

[atlwteboy240]

yeah i agree.. i always cary a valvstem tool. not for this but its in my tool bag i think i would have had to rum pull them out real fast. if he can affors a cadi. he can afford the 2.50 for new valve stems. and if he cant he needs to go get a honda..

[kylemorg]

I do have the tire valve caps that are also tire valve core removal tools. I got them after that incident.

I wouldn't want to do anything permanent (sp?) to anyone's car, 'cause I'd hate to have something irreversable done to my car as well. But simply loosening or removing the tire valve cores from the stems (and taping them to the antenna or something) would be funny.

[atlwteboy240]

thats what i ment was the cores not the whole thing. removing the whole thing would be impossible from the out side of the rim.. and yes it would be too mean to do to some one..

[Cypher]

felix parks like an asshole :tongue:

[Ugzz]

i cant vouch for this having never seen him or his car in person.. but ill agree :)
***!

[babot]

Ah.. I really needed this when a girl parked her new BMW 3 taking TWO parking spots including my favorite spot in order to prevent scratches... (that almost made me to draw pinstrips)


..
horrible drivers such as http://babot.net/Blog/AttachedFiles/default/2307/1.jaydriving.PNG ? :)