TheWickedestOne
08-26-2004, 07:24 PM
I would just like to say:
**** Castle Hyundai in New Castle, Delaware, **** their employees, and lastly, **** Hyundai USA and their ****ing mothers with ****ing baseball bats dipped in ****ing hot glue and rolled around in large ****ing chards of broken glass. **** them until it bleeds, and then **** them until they lose consciousness. Dump a bucket of cold water on their heads to wake them up, then **** them once again until all that's left is a bloody mess and exposed pelvic bones.
It appears as if I will be the next person to visit the lovely arena of arbitration with Hyundai USA, as the result of my most recent trip to the dealership. Here's the story:
Sunday afternoon, while taking cruising around my town, I noticed that, while I was in drive, my dashboard indicated that I was in neutral. I pulled into a parking lot, and moved the shifter around between gears (I have an auto), to find that none of the gears on the shifter were corresponding with the readout on the dash. Eerie, I thought, so I kept driving a little bit. A few miles later, the car falls out of gear, into neutral, and it won't move. After sitting the shoulder a while, I managed to get it back into gear enough to return home. The next morning, I had my car towed to the dealership. Unfortunately, they didn't have an opening until today, so I had to take a rental car for four days.
I call this afternoon to find out the status, and they tell me that both my transmission and engine warranties are voided because of the aftermarket parts. I am used to this by now, because as we all know, your average service worker/manager is a ****ing retarded about the warranty. The reason, however, is what caught me by surprise. My transmission warranty is apparently voided because I have a different-sized wheel on my car, and my engine warranty is voided because I have an intake. Oh well, I've had service department ignorance lead me down the same path before, so I gave a call to the Hyundai Dispute line. This time, I get some stupid, ebonics-speaking cunt, who tells me that they are going to back the regional rep who denied my claim. As such, I have to take Hyundai to ADR, and eventually take the course of civil action (because you know the mother****ers won't make a decent offer, if any).
Once again, **** them all.
**** Castle Hyundai in New Castle, Delaware, **** their employees, and lastly, **** Hyundai USA and their ****ing mothers with ****ing baseball bats dipped in ****ing hot glue and rolled around in large ****ing chards of broken glass. **** them until it bleeds, and then **** them until they lose consciousness. Dump a bucket of cold water on their heads to wake them up, then **** them once again until all that's left is a bloody mess and exposed pelvic bones.
It appears as if I will be the next person to visit the lovely arena of arbitration with Hyundai USA, as the result of my most recent trip to the dealership. Here's the story:
Sunday afternoon, while taking cruising around my town, I noticed that, while I was in drive, my dashboard indicated that I was in neutral. I pulled into a parking lot, and moved the shifter around between gears (I have an auto), to find that none of the gears on the shifter were corresponding with the readout on the dash. Eerie, I thought, so I kept driving a little bit. A few miles later, the car falls out of gear, into neutral, and it won't move. After sitting the shoulder a while, I managed to get it back into gear enough to return home. The next morning, I had my car towed to the dealership. Unfortunately, they didn't have an opening until today, so I had to take a rental car for four days.
I call this afternoon to find out the status, and they tell me that both my transmission and engine warranties are voided because of the aftermarket parts. I am used to this by now, because as we all know, your average service worker/manager is a ****ing retarded about the warranty. The reason, however, is what caught me by surprise. My transmission warranty is apparently voided because I have a different-sized wheel on my car, and my engine warranty is voided because I have an intake. Oh well, I've had service department ignorance lead me down the same path before, so I gave a call to the Hyundai Dispute line. This time, I get some stupid, ebonics-speaking cunt, who tells me that they are going to back the regional rep who denied my claim. As such, I have to take Hyundai to ADR, and eventually take the course of civil action (because you know the mother****ers won't make a decent offer, if any).
Once again, **** them all.