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ricerrx7
11-23-2007, 11:17 PM
When George and Laura Bush get intimate, why is George always on bottom?




'Cus Dubya ****s up!
PSUsouthpaw
11-23-2007, 11:36 PM
:lame:

I foresee this turning into a crapshoot at some point.
ricerrx7
11-23-2007, 11:43 PM
Come on! I thought it was really funny when I first heard it...
SuperGLS
11-24-2007, 12:04 AM
I'm with Jared on this one. That was poop.
bdiggy
11-24-2007, 12:15 AM
Boo!!
TDO
11-24-2007, 03:55 AM
That was pretty dumb.

Whats green and smells like pork???



















































































Kermits finger
only1db
11-24-2007, 07:46 AM
^ now that made me laugh!!
bdiggy
11-24-2007, 11:04 AM
Yeah, but it's supposed to be "what's green, slimey and smells like Miss Piggy?" Haha. That joke is actually from the first volume of Truley Tasteless Jokes.
KeWLKaT
11-24-2007, 01:09 PM
Yeah the joke sucked.
hyunelan2
11-25-2007, 11:34 AM
My opinion of the first joke:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/hyunelan2/smilie%20stuff/445841917_35b776c462_o.jpg
Tx_boy
11-25-2007, 12:32 PM
I have one.
Why did Ben Laden kill his wife?















Cause when he lifted her dress he saw Bush!!!!!!!!!!
KeWLKaT
11-25-2007, 12:46 PM
lol.


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Tx_boy
11-25-2007, 12:55 PM
You like that one Kewlkat?
ricerrx7
11-25-2007, 02:36 PM
I'm surprised that so many of you don't like dumb jokes...

So a little boy is walking down the street, dragging a flattened frog on a string. He walks up to a whore house, and knocks on the door. The Madam opens the door, and asks what she can do for him. He told her that he would like to sleep with one of her girls. She responded, "You're just a little boy, I cannot let you sleep with my girls."
He replied, "I've got ten dollars, and I wanna sleep with one of your girls."
She said, "Alright, which one would you like to sleep with?"
He asked, "Do any of your girls have diseases?"
The Madam answered, "NOOOO, of course not..."
He retorted, "Well I heard from the guys in town that they got the clap from Mary, and I wanna sleep with Mary!"
She agreed, and sent him down the hallway, dragging the flattened frog on a string.
About ten minutes later, the little boy finished and walked back to the front door, dragging the flattened frog on a string. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Of all the girls that I have that are clean, why did you choose the only one with a disease?"
He smiled, and responded, "Well, tonight my parents are going on a date, and they're going to get me a babysitter. The babysitter likes to touch little boys, so I'm going to get it on with her, giving her the clap. When my parents come home from their date, my dad's going drive the babysitter home, and they're going to get it on in the car on the way there, giving him the clap that I gave her. When my dad comes home, he's going to get it on with my mom, giving her the clap, that the babysitter gave my dad, that I gave to the babysitter. Then tomorrow morning after my dad leaves for work, my mom is going to get it on with the mailman giving him the clap, and he's the son of a ***** that ran over my frog!"