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Munky
05-07-2008, 11:12 AM
Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.


:abovelol::abovelol::abovelol:
CornbreadXD
05-07-2008, 11:24 AM
i think you get boobs too after constant drinking
Ugzz
05-07-2008, 11:26 AM
lmao! :abovelol:
redicufabolous
SuperGLS
05-07-2008, 11:30 AM
I think 1 and 2 would be the biggest signs of womanification.
kylemorg
05-07-2008, 12:20 PM
Great... now you've made me cry... sniff. ;)
Qyn
05-07-2008, 01:08 PM
I think I need a drink.
Ugzz
05-07-2008, 02:42 PM
I think I need a drink.

..alchy
rusto85
05-07-2008, 05:16 PM
Everybody needs to switch to Mike's hard lemonade then. HAHA
soullesselantra
05-09-2008, 05:04 PM
Everybody needs to switch to Mike's hard lemonade then. HAHA

WOMAN!!!:abovelol::abovelol:
bdiggy
05-09-2008, 05:08 PM
Everybody needs to switch to Mike's hard lemonade then. HAHA

WOMAN!!!:abovelol::abovelol:

Nice.

Guess that logic can't really be argued though. Not to say i'll discontinue beer consumption, but it brings up some interesting and true points:rolleyes:
RotaMan99
05-09-2008, 05:10 PM
BAHHAHAHA.

Thats funny.

Everybody needs to switch to Mike's hard lemonade then. HAHA

I had Parrot bay last night, what does that make me? Im a wicked light weight. I was feeling it after one and was a little dizzy after 3...
soullesselantra
05-09-2008, 05:14 PM
I had Parrot bay last night, what does that make me? Im a wicked light weight. I was feeling it after one and was a little dizzy after 3...


very vulnerable in a crowded party...
RotaMan99
05-09-2008, 05:16 PM
very vulnerable in a crowded party...


As long as im vulnerable to women im all in :)
bdiggy
05-09-2008, 05:18 PM
As long as im vulnerable to women im all in :)

And anyone holding a Sharpie, lol:D
only1db
05-09-2008, 05:34 PM
BOOOOOO.....hahah i dont drink so it doesnt really concern me hahah
soullesselantra
05-09-2008, 05:42 PM
As long as im vulnerable to women im all in :)

yeah...until bertha decides she wants some...:abovelol:
rusto85
05-09-2008, 09:43 PM
Oh and with that commercial of Mike's hard lemonade...with soy and mocha...very nice :gay:

No thanks, I'll stick with vodka.
slyderdai
05-09-2008, 09:45 PM
And anyone holding a Sharpie, lol:D

Always! if you party with me and pass out rest assured your gettin tatted by my sharpie!
Cypher
05-09-2008, 10:11 PM
Thats true of our meets too! look out for the sharpie! Right Sean and Keyan? :D
soullesselantra
05-09-2008, 10:22 PM
Thats true of our meets too! look out for the sharpie! Right Sean and Keyan? :D

you gave sean an james "the sharpie"? dood...no...lol...not right...