I Hate My Roommate

[QuickSilverGT]

I live in an apartment with 3 other roommates. I'm cool with all of them except this one complete scum bag. He's fat, dirty, has no respect for other peoples things or space, always has his loser friends over, and invited some girl to live out of the living room for a couple of weeks. I don't mind having a girl over but she's ugly, fat, and underage, its like babysitting whenever i'm home. His loser friends always come over and eat/drink stuff that isn't theirs. I brought some soft drink from my trip back home to miami cause its not sold here (Ironbeer: if you guys have had it you know its good) and i check my fridge today and its gone. I checked online to see how much it would be to get some shipped and its $3.50 per 6pack. After my first workout since coming home from Miami I start looking for my blender to make a protein shake and its missing. It ends up he took it to his friends house to make mixed drinks. I got use my phone and its also no where to be found. It ends up inbetween the cushions in the couch and I know it was in my room because I asked my girlfriend to come over when I was gone and make that my room was ok and she was the last to use my phone and she left it on the charger. I can't wait for my lease to be over in July. Any of you guys had similar experience. (BTW, my other roommates are pretty awesome)

[warlock13]

U guys should throw his fat *** out

[BlackElantraGT]

Sorry to hear about your situation man. I always hear bad things about roomies so that's why I'm still scared to move out of my aunt's place. Good thing July is just around the corner. Good luck!

[only1db]

i would have kicked his fat *** out of my house! the second he started eating my food that would have been it! get your other roommates and kick him out!....or call the cops and have him arrested for having and underage girl there...not that any of those things would be right....but he might get the picture :D

[03SilverBullet]

I would have had him BOOTED,all 3 of you should torture him till he cant take it anymore and he leaves.

[XTRAWLD]

Have you ever talked to him about it?? Ok, maybe that sounds dumb, but until someone raises the problem maybe he doesn't think there is one. July - it's not that far away man, hang in there.

[seraph0503]

honda4life

that's all i have to say. i know how u feel man

[EliteElantra02]

I lived w/ 3 other guys too, and this one guy sounded exactly like him! Maybe he moved in w/ you, LOL. This guy was such a fat piece of garbage, waste of humanity. Kid either slept or sat on his computer allllllllllll day. He even made a website about the other 3 of us, so we threatened to beat the crap out of him if he didn't get rid of it...LOL. Anyway, at the end of the year we noticed something funny, his chair looked different. So we measured it against our chairs. Come to find out that because his fat *** sat on it so much, the legs were 3 inches more spread out than the rest of ours. I feel for ya bro!

[QuickSilverGT]

We talked to him about having his fat female, free loading, annoying friend move in because he didn't tell us after she had already been here for an entire day. I basically thought she had gotten drunk the night before so she had slept over which is completely cool cause we have people sleeping over for that reason all the time. It wasn't till she stayed and followed me around the entire day that I realized something wasn't right. I come to find out the next morning that she's still sleeping on the couch (2:00 p.m.) and that she will be staying over for 2 weeks. It's just so annoying.

[Keegaroosky717]

pee on him, twice. That should do it


:multiples :dj: <------ Its like a friggin party

[03SilverBullet]

honda4life

that's all i have to say. i know how u feel manWhat? :wrongforu

[tharptroy]

change the locks? poison the bacon grease? tell him that you saw a DIY for liposuction on the forum that involved a sawzall, a vacuum, and duct tape? **** in his mouth while he's asleep? any form of demeaning torture will work, and especially if you're all in on it. pepper spray can play a part in there somewhere. damn im a sick SOB. think pepper spray, tube, and anus. when he wakes up screaming, you can just spray it in his eyes and beat him with pillowcases that have bars of soap in them

[EliteElantra02]

change the locks? poison the bacon grease? tell him that you saw a DIY for liposuction on the forum that involved a sawzall, a vacuum, and duct tape? **** in his mouth while he's asleep? any form of demeaning torture will work, and especially if you're all in on it. pepper spray can play a part in there somewhere. damn im a sick SOB. think pepper spray, tube, and anus. when he wakes up screaming, you can just spray it in his eyes and beat him with pillowcases that have bars of soap in them

Note to self: Don't ever room w/ Tharptroy
:hammer:

[watson80]

kick him out....dont leave make the fat man go away!

[carbonman]

Add a lock to your room door, Tea Bag his forehead and video tape the humilation and upload onto the Net. Place stinky tuna/salmon can left out in sun for a week under mattress. Dirty Sanchez his G/F (not if she's nasty though or get really loaded so you have an excuse) videotape the humilation and upload onto the net.

Talk to him about the problems, kinda like an intervention with your other room mates to find a civil solution. :)

[Gman]

Having gone through this several times, I would say get all your roomates together and talk it out, make it a house meeting not a gang up on the fat guy meeting. If after that he doesn't do better, put all his **** on the curb and change the locks :hammer:

[tniv1]

Dirty Sanchez his G/F (not if she's nasty though or get really loaded so you have an excuse) videotape the humilation and upload onto the net.
YES! The Dirty Sanchez can fix aaallll your problems!

[watson80]

:angryfire when he goes to sleep set him on fire!