Wife Shopping

[surreelantra]

I'm thinking of becoming a Mormon. A Russian bride would be nice. What do you think?
http://www.russianbrides.ru/profiles/H/H128ValentinaBogutskayaP3.jpg

[mbv2001]

what are you talking about? buying a wife?

[SuperGLS]

My old neighbor had a buy-a-wife. She was asian though, not russian. Good luck.

[surreelantra]

Hey! An asian wife would be good too...so I'll get an Asian wife AND a Russian wife!

Wifey will be a little miffed at first, but when she realizes she won't have do do the cleaning anymore...:D

[4mynikka]

dude, that's some serious sh*t.

[OdessitPashka]

What's wrong with American girls?

[Seinster]

Not bad not bad!
After a quick 30 minute browse of russian ladies I have chosen the following wives:

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/305/305563P5.jpg
Anastasia - 22

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/305/305346P1.jpg
Viktoria - 22

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/304/304107P1.jpg
Tatiana - 21

If I had to choose one, I guess I'd go with Tatiana. :D

Oh yeah and I was using http://bride.ru so thanks for the images bride.ru!

[surreelantra]

I already have one. :D

Maybe a blonde too. A Swede maybe? Help me out guys!

I'll take Anastasia. She has 'attitude'.

This one looks excited to meet me:
http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/304/304747P1.jpg

[Gun5]

lol this is so wrong on many levels its like getting a slave almost... except they get rights j/k... oh god can't wait for one of the girls here to see this thread :abovelol: :abovelol:

[surreelantra]

I know, I'm a pig.

(none of them have 'I love cleaning bathrooms!' on their profiles :( )

(gotta run)

[Gun5]

I know, I'm a pig.

(none of them have 'I love cleaning bathrooms!' on their profiles :( )

(gotta run)

damn disappointment after disappointment..

[OdessitPashka]

What's wrong with American women? You can't get any of those???

[Gun5]

What's wrong with American women? You can't get any of those???

haha pwned -> :D

altough a hot-*** chick is still a hot-*** chick!

[OdessitPashka]

I mean really. It feels ****ty to see some american going for a Russian girl only because he has money to buy her. It's just pathetic and I do feel like those women will not be treated like they supposed to be! I'm russian and it just hurts to see that!

[Gun5]

I mean really. It feels ****ty to see some american going for a Russian girl only because he has money to buy her. It's just pathetic and I do feel like those women will not be treated like they supposed to be! I'm russian and it just hurts to see that!

unfortunately your true, i'm sure "russian" women and women from other places over there have lower standards then 99% of american girls... It's sad but they do it and they signed up for it lots of them want it

[OdessitPashka]

They might have a little lower standarts, but I'm sure they just don't know what they are getting to. If you have really tried getting american girls and weren't succesful then there must be something wrong with you man... and now you want some girl from mother Russia to deal with you? Don't want to bash you, but it just hurts man....

Also, I've seen and heard a lot of stories how american guys abuse and beat up "internet brides", so it doesn't make me feel good about it either...

[Gun5]

They might have a little lower standarts, but I'm sure they just don't know what they are getting to. If you have really tried getting american girls and weren't succesful then there must be something wrong with you man... and now you want some girl from mother Russia to deal with you? Don't want to bash you, but it just hurts man....

Also, I've seen and heard a lot of stories how american guys abuse and beat up "internet brides", so it doesn't make me feel good about it either...

sad world :(

[ilanpro]

Soon as they get here and get the citizenship they will drop you like a bad habit, they are looking for a ticket out of were they live.

[surreelantra]

They might have a little lower standarts, but I'm sure they just don't know what they are getting to. If you have really tried getting american girls and weren't succesful then there must be something wrong with you man... and now you want some girl from mother Russia to deal with you? Don't want to bash you, but it just hurts man....


(I wonder how many hints I need to drop for Odessit to realize that I'm married :tongue: )


You said they have lower standards?? YES!
http://home.dejazzd.com/mikesmith/bevis.gif

Dear Nikeeta,

I saw yore picter on russiantarts.com and I looooooooove yew. I am an American mill-...billionaire and I want to take yoo away from yer life of poverty and make yew a KWEEN.

Promise me you'll clean my bathroom and I'll mail yew a plane ticket...C.O.D.

romantic, eh?

[tharptroy]

as I understand it, its a scam.

you meet up with them, they put out quite a bit.

then you marry them, they stop putting out and they divorce you.

now they have their american citizenship

[andyny]

TIPS

Better sleep with one eye open. You can be killed at worst or all you funds stolen.

There BIG boyfriend or mob guy can show up and take you out.

Get a picture of their mother - see what the future holds.

They don't like Elantras or pencil dicks.

Better to rent one.

[surreelantra]

>>> They don't like Elantras-

WHAT?!? :mad:

That does it! She's sleeping in the boiler room!

grumblegrumblefrickinprincesssgrumblegrumble...

[mtlelantra]

as I understand it, its a scam.

you meet up with them, they put out quite a bit.

then you marry them, they stop putting out and they divorce you.

now they have their american citizenship

Or they don't divorce you, and next thing you know you've sponsored her extended family to live in your house. :owned1:

[warlock13]

The reason these women do it because they are looking for a chance to leave nothing and get something.These women are normally educated and know what they are getting into.These younger women always look for older guys that will treat them good they are not like american women who mainly base things on looks.I know this because i used to work with alot of bugarians and russians not becaus i bought one :)

[felixr]

plus, its always fun to pick the hottest ones out and post them here, kinda like the ebay finds post hehe . . . sorry pash

damn! :eek: not so much the whole package, just, didnt know they were so "well fed"

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/308/308700P1.jpg

daaaaaaaaayum :eek:
http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/308/308568P5.jpg

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/300/300493P2.jpg

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/276/276661P3.jpg

these are the ones i would pick, sure elantra can you order those as well, ill pay you back - im good for it

[surreelantra]

That's it! An EXD group buy! We'll all save! :D

(still coming off my 45-minute drive-to-work adrenalin. I'll hunt more later tonight)

[felixr]

hahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

maybe we can FREIGHT 'EM!


you know, if we were in to asians, maybe we could get sed to order them!?
think of it, cost + 25%!!!

Sed?

[surreelantra]

lol I wonder if there's a money-back guarantee

[felixr]

probably not, i think once you break the seal, you cant take it back,just like the bottles(vodka)

[surreelantra]

Wow! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/luvlove.gif
http://www.cityofromance.com/images/p64245-1.jpg
http://www.cityofromance.com/images/p66954-1.jpg
http://www.cityofromance.com/images/p64650-1.jpg

Why do I get the feeling these women are 'bait'?

...

http://www.cityofromance.com/images/p71316-1.jpg
"Comments: The man whom I would like to see in the part of my future husband should be a special man. For this he should possess a number of qualities. I want him to be kind, caring, responsible, intelligent and possessing a good sense of humor. Oh yeah and own a 2005 Elantra GT with a Pioneer head unit."

Wow! What a coincidence! :D

[Lil Bit]

If you're married, then why do you need to go wife shopping?? Isn't the one you have enough?? Just curious.

[surreelantra]

(it's an obnoxious joke)

[Lil Bit]

i was just messing around with you. It is pretty funny though.

[felixr]

i was just gonna, say but its funny

[sed]

ok, don't involve me in this in any way! lol

sooooooo wrong.

let me guess, you called a 1-900 number and they said they had an earache?

shawn :)

[surreelantra]

Hi...do you drive an Elantra?
http://www.corsetmaker.com/images/corsets/domiana/brand05%20copy.jpg

I think Elantra's are hot. Will you let me play with your stick shift? Call 1-900-EXD-SLUT right now! $9.95 a minute.

1-900-EXD-SLUT is not affiliated with ElantraXD.com or it's moderators in any way except for the fact that they're our top clients

[SuperGLS]

Ok. That's far enough.

[sed]

uhm, do you really want to single out the moderators there buddy?

didn't think so

shawn :)

[surreelantra]

not when they're my suppliers, no :bowdown:

[2004ElantraGLS]

Aside from getting their citizenship, what's the difference between what Tharptroy described and an american woman???

Either way you're gonna pay for it...

Either way the sex is gonna start slackin...

Either way she's gonna leave yer ***...

LOL :)

[surreelantra]

Either way you're gonna pay for it...

Either way the sex is gonna start slackin...

Either way she's gonna leave yer ***...

LOL :)


Don't say that! She could run off in my Elantra! :eek:

I've been playing with Lightwave Modeler for 4 hrs straight now...blurgh...my project looks more like a blimp than an Italian temple :mad: