Pwned!

[surreelantra]

Dammit. Twenty minutes ago I hit a deer. Luckily I saw two on the side of the road beforehand and I only hit it at about 10mph.

Lucky that everything but the 'chirp-chirp' of the alarm is working and the damage is cosmetic (grille, bumper, hood).

Lucky lucky lucky. Crap. :mad: Who needs to hunt deer with a gun my car works just as good!

Edit: pics tomorrow. tonite i'm getting drunk

[dragonfighter60]

Glad your alright... I hate deer, they are good looking and all but they do too much damage to vehicles... especially our little things

P.S. your alarm chirps (well used to)??? mine doesnt :(

[surreelantra]

I'm just shaken up. I used to hunt when I was a kid and I never got SQUAT and now I bag a deer. :rolleyes: It was kinda macabre -- no blood but it bounced about 15 feet straight ahead of me, did a death rattle, and died.

$500 deductable...bleh...better than the cost of a whole new front end I guess...

ilanpro, if you're still making GT grilles, I guess I'm in the market for one... maybe a titanium bumper too... :D

edit: yeah. hit the lock button on the fob once and the doors lock, hit it twice and the alarm goes 'chirp chirp'.

Now my car looks ghetto. Might as well put a ugly plastic crown on the dashboard :mad:

[dragonfighter60]

Man, pick that thing up and get it processed... have yourself some good meat </my inner redneck>

[ilanpro]

I am but I need your grille to make it, and I guesss it got meessed up. Lets see the pics I might still be able to make it with yours.

[surreelantra]

In the area that I live, from around Boyertown, PA to Pottstown, PA. You DON'T eat the game animals. Chemical plants have dumped too much garbage in the ground. Around the old Occidental Chemical plant, the deer have visible tumors on their faces. :eek:

Did I mention that my wife and I are moving outta here soon?

[ilanpro]

I am meeting with someone at Cabelas on Sunday maybe you can come too. Vsolo might still be around for it, the other person is from elantraclub

[surreelantra]

I am but I need your grille to make it, and I guesss it got meessed up. Lets see the pics I might still be able to make it with yours.

ohhh boy you're gonna laugh...I don't even know if i can get the hood up! WTF...time for some nite pics...be back in a few...

[ilanpro]

I do have a bumper that needs a little bit of work

http://www.nitrousworld.com/pictures/bumper.jpg

$50

[surreelantra]

I can't make it to Cabela's this weekend. We'ree seeing Star Wars at the King of Prussia IMAX with a buncha people.

the PICS:

my headlight fogs up and I don't know why...
http://home.dejazzd.com/mikesmith/driverfront.jpg

the downward slope of the grill helps with airflow
http://home.dejazzd.com/mikesmith/front.jpg

yes that's dead deer fuzz. it's all the craze!
http://home.dejazzd.com/mikesmith/passfront.jpg

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
http://home.dejazzd.com/mikesmith/wah.jpg

ug. I'm gonna pass out. nite.

[ilanpro]

That grille is toasted, Maybe get the M&S one for $100

[surreelantra]

surreelantra: deer death dealer

[hyunelan2]

$70 for Elantra OEM Chrome Grill
http://www.dreamka4u.com/products.php?id=86&op=__reader__

Probably less than the dealer will charge you for a black one. Just an option.

[ilanpro]

dude get the M&S looks way better

[sed]

62 dollars shipped

shawn :)

[Keyan]

62 dollars shipped

shawn :)

Sed, you quoted me and a couple other people around $90 for a GT grill..


..eh?

[surreelantra]

time to go to the ins. company. wheee...

(damn deer :mad: )

[sed]

trying to help him out.... and, thats without the emblem..

shawn :)

[Keyan]

trying to help him out.... and, thats without the emblem..

shawn :)


ahhhh....

[surreelantra]

Good news!

Smacking into a dumb deer that jumps out in front of you is an ACT OF GOD

*thunderclap*

-so my claim falls under COMPREHENSIVE insurance which means my deductable is only $100 and my insurance won't go up! WOOOOOOO!

And about the grill, sed, I um,...gotta ask my wifey first... :rolleyes:

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How could I forget this?
http://home.dejazzd.com/mikesmith/pwned3.gif

[Gun5]

trying to help him out.... and, thats without the emblem..

shawn :)

so its just a grill no round thing in the middle where the H goes? or is there a place for it =P

[surreelantra]

:threadjac

Holy crap WIlliam Shatner raps this and it sounds tight :eek:

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at St Martin's college
That's where I....
Caught her eye

She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said "In that case I'll have rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine,".....
And then in thirty seconds time she said

"I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you."

Oh what else could I do?
I said "I'll see what I can do."

I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere
So it started .... there
I said "Pretend you've got no money."
But she just laughed an said "Oh you're so funny."
I said "Yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here

Are you sure you want to live like common people
You want to see whatever common people see
You want to sleep with common people
You want to sleep with common people like me?"

But she didn't ... understand
She just smiled and held my hand

Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
`cos when you're laid in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
If you called your dad he could stop it all yeah

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do what ever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view

And then dance, and drink, and screw
Because there's nothing else to do

Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
Because you think that poor is cool.

Like a dog lying in a corner
They will bite you and never warn you
Look out.

They'll tear your insides out

`cos everybody hates a tourist
Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
Yeah and the chip stain and grease will come out in the bath

You will never understand
How it feels to live your life
With no meaning or control
And with nowhere left to go
You are amazed that they exist
And they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why.

Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
`cos when you're laid in bed at night
Watching .... roaches climb the wall
If you called your Dad he could stop it all, Yeah.

Never live like common people
Never do what common people do
Never fail like common people
Never watch your life .... slide out of view

And then dance, and drink, .... and screw
Because there's nothing else to do

I want to live with common people like you.
etc...

[surreelantra]

^^^^
um...it sounds a lot better than you think

(my poor car wah)