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Kyrol
07-08-2005, 09:24 AM
Greetings,

I am Mr. Don Lucas the Auditor General of a Prime bank in Africa.
There Is an Account opened in this bank in 1980 and since 1990 no body has
Operated on this account again. After going through some old file in
the records I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently
it would be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is
Dr.Phillip Morris , a Foreigner and a miner at delth Gold Co, a geologist by
Profession. He died since 1990. And no other person knows about this
account or anything concerning it. The account has no other beneficiary and
my Investigation Proved to me as well that his company does not know
anything about his Account and the amount involved is USD 36m) Thirty Six
Million United States Dollars.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because the bank is going to
welcome you as a foreigner that has correct information about the
account, which I will give to you before we proceed. I know that this
message
will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before, we
will sign an agreement for the legitimacy of the money before proceeding
further. I strongly believe in God that you will never let me down in
this business.

I need your full cooperation to make this work fine.
If you are Capable to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust
we will achieve this money immediately, because this opportunity might
not Come again in life. I will also use my Position to Influence and
affect legal approvals and immediate onward transfer of this Money to
Your account with appropriate clearance from the ministries and Foreign
Exchange department. As soon as the transfer is concluded, you are
entitled to 25% of the total fund.

I look forward to your earliest reply.

Sincerely Yours,
Mr. Don Lucas

Why won't these people die in SUV related fires :mad:

slow 2K2GT
07-08-2005, 09:28 AM
I got a ton of them stupid things sent to me over Hotmail. I agree why cant people like that die while ****ting on the toilet?

Gman
07-08-2005, 09:39 AM
I get 5-10 of those a day. My wonderful daughter used my email address for flowgo.com and now I'm getting over 100 spam messages a day. The filter gets most but these Nigerian letters make it through.

felixr
07-08-2005, 10:06 AM
im getting a bunch of the "hot stox" ****. through gmail which has blocked EVERY LAST BIT of spam except for the hot stox ones . . . weird

Mr. Dan
07-08-2005, 11:03 AM
I used Hotmail for a long time and it was constantly filled with crapmail. I switched to yahoo because they gave you more space (A whopping 6meg at the time). I get maybe one or two spam emails a month in my bulk email box with Yahoo. I got tired of being offered "Hot geisha kimchi action" and the like every day with hotmail. I already have all that kind of action I can handle. :)

ArunSenior04
07-08-2005, 01:23 PM
Yes, and everyone loves the:

"Who says size doesnt matter?!?!"
"Make her respect you in the morning"

LOL

A&F 01 GLS
07-08-2005, 02:10 PM
hey.. what's the website... my woman isn't satisfied... i'm lookin for those emails.. I'll try ANYTHING :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

felixr
07-08-2005, 02:27 PM
actually, arun . . no one else gets those . . . and those arent spam . . . *scratches head* dont know how to break it to ya buddy . . . haha naaahh just kidding lol

Keyan
07-08-2005, 02:29 PM
My Thunderbird has like 1500 emails in it now... I don't even check it anymore. the earthlink filter gets like 50% but I still get 100+ a day...

SuperGLS
07-08-2005, 07:55 PM
You mean I'm not a prince of Nigeria? Damn...

Cheese Toast
07-08-2005, 11:48 PM
I got a ton of them stupid things sent to me over Hotmail. I agree why cant people like that die while ****ting on the toilet?

Does that mean Elvis was a spammer?

Kyrol
07-09-2005, 12:07 AM
Does that mean Elvis was a spammer?

He isn't dead :mad: :mad: :mad:

johnblaze94
07-09-2005, 05:12 AM
Elvis didn't die, he turned into spam and is now poluting your computer too!! LOL