Uneasy/uncomfortable situations.....

[ArunSenior04]

Name some situations that make you uncomfortable and uneasy.

Mine:

1. Meeting a girls parents for the first time before a date. Especially uneasy after having that " dont mess with my daughter or else" conversation when no one else is paying attention.

2. Going the speed limit with a cop tailgating you. You want to speed up, but you kno their only doing it to get you to speed.

3. Explaining subpar grades to your parents.

[evan938]

trying to convince your g/f to stay when she just walked in on you and another woman?

[dragonfighter60]

Explaining how you made an 8 hr trip in 6 hrs 15 mins... to people that think you drive like a grandma.

[Mr. Dan]

Meeting your girlfriend's mother, sister and sister in law for the first time and trying to convince them that you're not just going to ravage her and her reputation, and then just up and leave the country taking all your money and her dignity with you while she is doing the interpreting for you. First two questions: 1. Why doesn't he have any hair? 2. Can he get a wig? (I loved that one :) )

[hyunelan2]

Asking your g/f's father for permission to ask her to marry you.

Explaining to a buddy what you were doing with his ex - she just wanted to talk, really

When a girl you don't want to get involved with keeps coming on to you (see above situation)

A long, silent car ride - right after getting in an argument over something stupid with the wife



I'm sure I'll come up with more... interesting thread.

[kylemorg]

To paraphrase Steve Martin:

When you meet a girls Mom, say something like this: "Hi Mrs. Johnson! I see where Lucy get's her tits! And now I see where they're going to end up."

[o2coolchris]

how about, running into the guy that your girlfriend of 3.5 years cheated on you with at the police station...

[slow 2K2GT]

How about someone catching you in a lie to your face in front of others and making them look stupid. I did this to someone the other day, man it was funny!

[FordFasteRR]

How about someone catching you in a lie to your face in front of others and making them look stupid. I did this to someone the other day, man it was funny!



Elaboration Please ?

[slow 2K2GT]

well this guy was telling all kinds of "war stories" as we call them from an overseas deployment that I was on. He wasn't even there and to make things worse the tall tales were spin-offs of what he was told from various people...now the kicker he was telling them to a chick who was totally believing him and was right into his ****. So I let him ramble on for about 30 minutes and then I threw up the biggest cock block ever. The whole group of people laughed at him and the chick called him an asshole for lying to her than got up and left. It was priceless!

[hyunelan2]

^^^ Oh man, I hate that... not to take the thread off topic, but when I worked at the nuke plant, most people were former military. The ones who did 'nothing' while they were in, talked the most ****. The ones who actually saw combat (Vietnam, Desert Storm) never said a word about it, but would put the bull****ters in place like no tomorrow.

[slvrsleeper]

Work related, when I was at the gun store having to explain to people that they had been denied on the background check and they couldn't own a gun until they got it cleared up. Better yet the very few occaisons where the state police would call us and ask "Is he/she still there?....Good! Keep them there and we'll send a trooper to get them!" Talk about awkward silences!

[ArunSenior04]

How about when the light turns red and you stop in a turning lane? As you sit there, you see a homeless person with a sign slowly walking up to your car to request change. You wish the light would turn green soon.

[GTsmokeya]

My worst one was when my g/f mother slipped one nite and told her father that her younghest daughter lost her virginity to me :gulp: he is a big Irish man, which made for one akward christmas party.

GTsmokeya

[yevRPS]

how about passing out drunk, waking up to take a leak and on the way back to bed walking into the wrong room and crawling into bed with your girlfriend's mother...all that butt naked and when she trys to tell you that you're in the wrong bed call her by her daugther's name and tell her to shut it and let you sleep

true story from a friend of a friend

[felixr]

/\/\/\/\yev, i was answering the phone as i had just finished reading that and the person heard me break out into quick laughter( i caught myself) lol


here's one . . .

meeting your father in law for the first time after the last thing he said to your wife was congratu-f*cking-lations over the phone after not seeing her for the past year after learning that she eloped . . . and then a month later found out she got pregnant on the honeymoon(no one believed that it was AFTER we got married-4 days in fact-for months and probably still dont -who "shives a git") all after dating for just 8 months lol

true story -mine

waiting for results of blood work when you fear you may have throat cancer(cause i smoke cigars) or thyroid cancer(runs in the family-thanks a lot mom lol) after going in for a sever odd pain/lump/closing up in my throat

true story-mine

oh and of course, waiting for the positive or negative cry behind the bathroom door after your wife of 1 month goes in holding a pregnancy test lol

tru story-mine


waking up one morning hearing every channel on tv and radio saying words like "some sort of plane" or " and now the second tower has been hit" and the moments that follow once it sinks in


looking up at the sky and realizing how weird it is to not see a single plane fly by and now for a fact that every single person in america sees the same thing

thats all i can think of right now just thought id share

[jimnran]

Im with you on the test results for cancer Felixr. My wife was a couple months pregnent and found out she had cervical cancer. The doc took me in the room and told me I might have to make a life chnging decision. He said they might not be able to save both my wife and my daughter. I would have to dicide whether to abort the baby or take the chance of losing my wife while giving birth or I could lose both of them during the labor process. I just looked at the Doc like he had a d**k growing out of his forehead. At one moment I am stressed out from all of the test and knowing my wife is sick and the next minute I am lost for words and feeling like my world just stop. Good news is my wife and daughter both made it through the birth perfectly. The bad news is they had to take her baby making pipes to prevent it from spreading. The scary part about that is they weren't 100% sure that would stop it. It did and we have a very beautiful 7 year old now. Wosre stuation I have ever been in, hope to never have anything like it in my life again.

jimnran

[TheWickedestOne]

When you see that a person who should be out mailing parts you've paid for apparently has enough time to sit on a message board, but never enough time to get to the post office.

[felixr]

damnit jim . . .

my estrogen must be unusually high today

[4mynikka]

Try bumping into a girl that totally blew you off, when SHe's the one that asked to hang out with you. Why waste time exchanging #'s when you don't intend on hooking up?

[ArunSenior04]

Here's one of my firends wierd moments:

I gotta friend named Chuck. He's one of those west coast skater types thats pretty fit because he does gymnastics. Me and Chuck used to work at a Subway where we lived. One day, this guy named Aaron comes in. Aaron was sent to our store, from another one, to learn about how we run things at ours. Chuck was told to give Aaron a tour of how we run things and such. I knew something was up with Aaron, because he came in wearing leather pants. I told Chuck that I thought he was gay, and he didnt believe me. Chuck is a real cool person and will always conversate with someone. They talked about the store, cars, and doing gymnastics. We were bored, it wasnt busy, so we started slacking around. Chuck started a contest with another employee on who could do the most one handed psh ups.

About an hour passes by. And this hot chick comes in. Chuck (always been babe magnet since middle school. I remember one time we went trick or treating on halloween and he went as a chick magnet; dressed in all black with playboy pics taped to him; lol) starts a conversation with her. Eventually the girl's boyfirend comes in and they both leave.

Chuck says, "Reece (my name), why all the hot girls gotta have boyfriends?"
Aaron syas, "Why the all hot guys gotta be straight?" And then he just walks out leaving all of us stunned.

:abovelol: I laughed because I told chuck.

[BlackElantraGT]

Sitting back on the living room couch while a girl is on her knees buffing your knob... and her stepdad walks in while she's still too busy bobbing up and down.

[ArunSenior04]

Sitting back on the living room couch while a girl is on her knees buffing your knob... and her stepdad walks in while she's still too busy bobbing up and down.

Thats pretty awkward.

[jeffv1970]

Try meeting one of your girlfriends friends only to realize you banged her the night before. :smiley_ac :eek2:

[evan938]

how about finding out your girlfriend wont give you your fire truck back because you signed power of attorney to her and she titled it in her name

:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :owned1: :owned1:

[04GTboySC]

^ hahah good one evan, nothing could top that and then add on the embarrassment of showing up at an elantra meet and getting arrested :-P interesting situation arun

[jeffv1970]

OK, you got me on that one. But remember pay back is a *****. J/k.
Best part is when she tells you she wants to be by herslef and doesnt want to be married anymore. But gets pissed when I start dating another woman.
What I am suppose to end my life case you dont want to be married. B/S
Ok back on topic.

[PJB]

It feels strange for me to be around my exgirlfriend. I was around her last night because she's friends with one of my friends.
Ive gotten the feeling she wants to be friends or whatever again but I really dont want to bother with her. I wont get back with her or screw her or anything.

[evan938]

HA...i got one i didnt even think of (which im not sure why caus its recent).

i was talking to this girl for a while. probably a lot longer than i should have been in the "talking" stage. i didnt see her but once a week or so b/c she lives 20 min away and was in HS at the time. well, after i realize its not going anywhere, i just stopped showing interest. well, she calls me one night to tell me she got a car, and is about to get her license, and once she does, she'll be able to drive me around when im drinking. so i ask "what makes you think if we're both drunk, YOU will be the one driving?"...she says "i dont drink anymore, i cant"...."what do you mean you cant?"..."do you REALLY want to know?" (oh no)..."yes"..."im pregnant"

HA. like im gonna keep chasin this *****

so i get off the phone w/ her, dont talk to her for 2 months (keep in mind, kid is not mine, 100% sure...i wouldnt have stopped talking to her if there was a chance it was mine)...and she calls me one night...let it go to VM. get a vm, "hey, its me, krysten, havent talked to you in a while, since about when i told you about my 'situation', i hope youre not mad at me, give me a call, if you dont have my cell # anymore its 740.405.30xx...id really like to hear from you so give me a call"

haha...**** no

2 months later (abuot 3 days ago) i get a call from her...let it go to VM...same message as previous, but more brief...then i get a call from her the next day while im @ work....let it go to VM, then i start ****in w/ her...txt msg her like "who is this? i cant talk, at work"...of course, she writes back like "its krysten"..."oh, nevermind"..."call me when you get off work"..."umm, i got a lot of stuff to do"..."whatever then, bye"

HAHA

so i write her back like "why are you getting pissy w/ me?" HOPING that she says somethin so i can be like "hey, way to lead me on then have me find out from someone else that youve had a BF for 2 months and you just tell me youre having a KID"...but she didnt say anything, so im hoping it stays that way

oh yeah...this girl is 17, be 18 in nov, and shes...4 months? around there

**** that...i was definately feelin akward the last time i talked to her