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    Default Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Anyways dudes, I am always low on greenbacks, but a man has to stay silky smooth. I was washing dishes a long time ago, and I marveled at how soft my hands felt afterwards. So I thought to myself, man I am going to take some of this stuff to the shower and try it out. I was thinking if it makes my hands feel awesome, imagine what it would do to my whole body.

    So I am taking my shower, and I glance down at the large green bottle of Aqua Breeze Dawn, and think I am going to do for it. I always wash from the top down, so I wet my hair, and apply a small amount to my moist folicles. I could not believe my scalp when this miracle soap lathered up like a Brazilian Foam Rave. I rinse and repeat, then move on to my chin. You see after doing my hair I always shave in the shower. I put some more Dawn in my hand and rub it on my chin and jowles, and procede to shave. When I shave I shave three ways, with the grain, sideways to the grain, and then against the grain. I then move on to the louffa ball, I pour a little Dawn on the ball and fluff it up, and rub it all over my body, even the undercarriage. I get out of the shower and dry off, and here is the verdict.

    Dawn is truly a miracle sent from God for us to use and enjoy. I have never felt so soft and touchable. The scent is present yet not overwhelming, and my face feels baby smooth. My hair is so soft I can not stop rubbing my head, and my scalp is dandruff free. My hair has taken on a golden sheen I never knew I had. My body acne is gone, and while I cannot see my back, I can only assume that my bacne is gone aswell.

    I am now a loyal Dawn Hair and Body Wash user for life.

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    you know you're a greasy mofo when it takes Dawn Dishsoap to clean your stinky ***.

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    I actually use dawn once a week on my hair because it cleans greasy hair really well. I was told by my barber that it is really good for your hair. Plus I mess with the car alot and it doesn't clean your hands as gojo or anything but it does pretty damn good.

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    that stuff dries out my skin, i usually wear gloves to wash dishes because of that, i don'tg think i'd use it on my body though cause it might cause crazy breakouts, esp. in your loins
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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Hmm, yes, you may have a point Tommy. Alas it was not the grease that inspired me to use such a dish soap as an all-in-one solution.

    Cornbread: I have used this product loyally for months now; I can only speak in my case, maybe my skin and hair, like my stomach, is teflon coated. I have no breakouts, and my hair has not yet fallen out. As for the loins, who doesn't want them to smell Ocean Breeze fresh?
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    This is like the thread I read over on tst about using Conditioner as shaving creme. It works like a freaking wonder. Best shave of my life.
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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    uuuhhh, think i'm gonna go outside for a walk

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Dude. OPZ I tried that too, and it was awesome.


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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Holy **** I feel dirty reading that post, too much metrosexuality in the way that was described for my own good. I'll go play in dirt now to feel better (and then use regular soap to wash).

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Kewl: I have to say, in my honest opinion, using dish soap to bathe has to be the MOST un-metrosexual thing a person can do.

    I do not use "product" in my hair, nor do I trim my fingernails every week. I am the epitome of manliness, and I am comfortable with that.


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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    I mean the way you were describing it, lol... The smoothness and the like...

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Real men use Lava Soap. its made out of like WD40 and Sand. Doesnt clean as much as it removes whatever the dirt was attached to in the first place.


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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    YES! Lava, it's pumice powered...

    Go ahead with that, try cleaning your nethers with a pumice bar.

    Oh, Kewl, I'm sorry, but when something is awesomly soft, I am obligated to tell you so, if something is abrasive I will let you know. The way I described my, what I can only decribe as a "spiritual experience," is no more metrosexual than the way I would decribe to you 80 grit sandpaper as f-n harsh.

    Dudes, and Dudettes; I wrote this review after seeing the Old Spice Hair and Bodywash commercial. I said to myself, "self, if something can be two things, why can another thing be four or five things?" Dawn is indeed four or five things, and I didn't want the bottle of Dawn sitting on your kitchen sinks to go through life not realizing their full potential.
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    Lies! 80-grit sandpaper is smooth as glass on skin...

    Real men use 40 grit sandpaper to dry their body after the shower.

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    Kewl, you are indeed a man among men.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KeWLKaT View Post
    Lies! 80-grit sandpaper is smooth as glass on skin...

    Real men use 40 grit sandpaper to dry their body after the shower.

    Quit bein a pansy and just use rocks.

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    Default Re: Dawn dishwashing liquid makes a great hair and body wash.

    Or broken Glass. Also Do you really use LAVA in the shower. It must be nice to Smell like WD-40 all the time.
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