: Randomness (good idea seraph)



sed
06-18-2004, 03:08 PM
I'm going to be posting all kinds of random stuff I found on this glorious thing we call the internet in here...

Feel free to add or comment on anything you see :)

enjoy ;)

shawn :)

to start:

http://poststuff.entensity.net/0614...p?pic=ducks.jpg (http://poststuff.entensity.net/061404/image.php?pic=ducks.jpg)

Smile while pumping!!!
> > >
> > > Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
> > > This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
> > >
> > > Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ..........= $10.32 per gallon
> > > Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .= $9.52 per gallon
> > > Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... = $10.17 per gallon
> > > Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... = $10.00 per gallon
> > > Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... = $33.60 per gallon
> > > Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ....= $178.13 per gallon
> > > Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ........= $123.20 per gallon
> > > Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . = $25.42 per gallon
> > > Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .= $84.48 per gallon
> > >
> > > And this is the REAL KICKER...
> > >
> > > Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........= $21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for
>>>> WATER. And the buyers don't even know the source.
> > >
> > >
> > > So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't
>>>> run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or, God forbid, Pepto Bismal or >>>> Nyquil.
> > >
> > >
> > > Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to
the pump...

http://www2.kettering.edu/~jgarrett/funny.jpg

http://www2.kettering.edu/~jgarrett/women.jpg

http://www.bgu.ac.il/~bobbie/sites2001/baron/funny.gif

yevRPS
06-18-2004, 03:09 PM
isn't there a thread for this already? Evil's Pee Pond :)

sed
06-18-2004, 03:23 PM
http://mandrake.net/pictures/random_site_pics/images/funny-pictures230.jpg

yeah but this is mine ;)
http://mandrake.net/pictures/random_site_pics/images/alcohol_research.jpg

http://cs.stmarys.ca/~t_zhao/images/badluck2.mpeg

our fearless dumbass, i mean leader
http://mandrake.net/pictures/random_site_pics/images/funny-pictures272.jpg

http://www.iquiz.co.jp/images/cover/funny%20picture/hey-you.jpg

http://www.harryc.com/files/errors.jpg

http://www.harryc.com/files/work.jpg

http://www.harryc.com/files/puterchair.jpg

Steve
06-18-2004, 03:33 PM
Nice work!

carbonman
06-18-2004, 04:51 PM
I'll add something here :)

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
" I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from me."

sed
06-18-2004, 05:21 PM
http://www.ircuser.org/files/rbeer.swf <- part 2 of the beer.

good one carbon..

I heard a good one too:

A woman goes into a coma for months on end, but every time the nurses sponge bath her, when they get to her privates, she stirs and almost wakes up. So, they tell the husband, she has a good chance of waking up with oral sex. He is all for it, they leave him alone. Two minutes later he comes out crying with the alarms going off, They ask him: WHAT HAPPENED????!!!

He says: She choked.

lol ^

http://www.ircuser.org/files/cat.swf <- You won't be able to not laugh, if you don't laugh I'll give you a dollar.


http://www.ircuser.org/files/ricers.mpeg - ahahahahhaaaaahhahahahahaha soooooo funny

http://www.ircuser.org/files/celebxxx.swf <-- lol its ok for work!

http://www.ircuser.org/files/starwarz.swf <- kinda stupid, but creative as hell

http://www.ircuser.org/files/whatifgod.swf <=---- YOU KNOW IT!!!!

http://www.ircuser.org/files/hamsterrevenge.swf <- some of the best music editing i have ever seen

JacksonJ
06-18-2004, 11:38 PM
Those are pretty good, it's been a while since we've had some good humor on here.

watson80
06-19-2004, 10:25 AM
Sed you have way too much time on your hands!

sed
06-19-2004, 10:42 AM
thats not even a scratch of the surface :)

shawn

watson80
06-19-2004, 11:31 AM
you are a black hole of useless information! We are so blessed to have you here on this site!

felixr
06-20-2004, 05:09 PM
http://www.ircuser.org/files/cat.swf <- You won't be able to not laugh, if you don't laugh I'll give you a dollar.

Sed, Please send $1.00 through paypal at [email protected] thanks bud! ;)

sed
06-21-2004, 09:06 AM
http://www.ussouthcom.com/images/gasprices.jpg

http://www.ussouthcom.com/images/****iraq.jpg

http://www.user.fast.net/~kittenz/3automech.jpg

http://www.user.fast.net/~kittenz/CHIMP.mpg

http://downloads.veryfunnydownloads.com/downloads/videos1/SALMON.ASF

http://www.mark.fawcus.net/images/dragracing/ECDMar2004/AKweb1.wmv

that last video is a 16 year old girl!

shawn :)

2GTS
06-21-2004, 01:54 PM
last one didn't work for me

felixr
06-21-2004, 02:04 PM
you will survive without it . . lol hey sed where's my dollar??

sed
06-22-2004, 10:16 AM
checks in the mail!

shawn :)

oh man,

this is better than the starwars kid.

http://www.ircuser.org/files1/aicha.wmv

XTRAWLD
06-22-2004, 11:26 AM
That last one is kinda sweet, singing to his girl I guess.

watson80
06-22-2004, 12:10 PM
Leave it to Sed to include a lil hidden romance in a chain of joke posts!! He is a Rico Suave if I ever saw 1

sed
06-22-2004, 01:00 PM
:)

rico suave? Just ask my fiancee...


http://www.newgrounds.com/starwars/part1.html

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article240061.ece <-- wow, hes got a pair

http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures213.jpg

http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures214.jpg

http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures225.jpg

http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures235.jpg

http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures239.jpg

http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures257.jpg

http://www.justfunnypictures.com/pics/sayno.jpg

http://www.justfunnypictures.com/pics/jewelry.jpg

watson80
06-22-2004, 02:05 PM
WOW Sed you never quit amazing me! You are the man!

sed
06-23-2004, 09:24 AM
oh dude, i can fill a server with the stuff on my computer :)

shawn :)

http://www.thedoctorslounge.net/humour/video/clips-1.htm

http://www.thedoctorslounge.net/humour/video/clips-3.htm

^^ lol
http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/movies/starwarsWhosOnFirst.wmv

watson80
06-23-2004, 10:52 AM
Would that Harry Potter thing be the Scorcerers Bone?

sed
06-24-2004, 09:05 AM
lol, yes indeed

shawn :)

oh and watson check yo pms foo

bah this dude is a puss

WORK WARNING VERY BAD LANGUAGE VERY VERY BAD!!!!
but its so funny its worth it

http://www.ircuser.org/files1/jmo_lol.wmv <- i remember doing this as a kid

shawn :)

slvrsleeper
06-24-2004, 09:47 AM
Oh c'mon Sed how big a puss could he be? He didn't fall in the water right? Damn puberty sucked ***! Glad you only have to go through it once. What I remember is wedgies, random, publicly delivered wedgies. Some poor shmuck standing at the bus-stop when all of a sudden three people jump on him and cram his BVD's up his crack and run off. Oh to be young again.......

sed
06-25-2004, 09:41 AM
lol cause i didn't post part 2, where he "tries" to kick that kids *** and gets shot like 8986954890 more times and starts crying!

i think i'm just evil

shawn :)

http://www.dce.uem.br/humor/funny.jpg

http://www.improb.com/airchives/press/2000/toronto-varsity-funny.gif

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/dragon.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/badboy.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/dalm.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/matado.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/chickens.gif

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/missile.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/cowcream.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/deathwis.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/dumbo.jpg

watson80
06-25-2004, 09:46 AM
Tell me that lil dog isnt thinkin..."Please chair,please stay strong!"

sed
06-25-2004, 10:34 AM
http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/scud.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/bull.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/1/turtle.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/10/homer2.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/10/santa.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/10/chinese.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/5/attente.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/5/gentlema.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/6/2much.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/7/worst.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/a1b2c3d4/funpics/12/nosex.jpg

watson80
06-25-2004, 10:57 AM
No Sex causes bad eyes...I never miss those ones!

Sed you are definately the king of nothing. Meaningless stuff is what you where put on this earth for!!

sed
06-25-2004, 11:04 AM
well yeah, that and making my girl happy!

oh and to drink and have fun with my friends

AND to waste time at work!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm multi talented :)

shawn :)

watson80
06-25-2004, 12:31 PM
Thats why I love you man....you are versatile!!

sed
06-25-2004, 02:42 PM
hahahaha you love me!

shawn ;)

http://helo.org/funny/assistant.gif

http://www.charlietubbles.com/picSigns14.JPG

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0215.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/bigs.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/niceartlady.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/feminist.jpg

^^^ HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/toolsetforwomen.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/alligator.jpg

Jlivan
06-25-2004, 02:52 PM
All I have to say is OUCH for that Matador!

How come I can't read that eye exam chart?? lol

sed
06-25-2004, 02:54 PM
you must be married...

shawn ;)

Jlivan
06-25-2004, 02:57 PM
How did you guess??

Anyways, since we are talking about nothing....I just wanted to say that as of right now I made my 100th post!!! just needed to get that out....I feel better now! Thanks for all your support!

sed
06-25-2004, 03:00 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/toilet_trooper.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/leetkeyboard.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/snowmanblowjob.jpg

lol i think i post 100 every day

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/fatcat.jpg

Jlivan
06-25-2004, 03:03 PM
I hope that is not you on the potty sed....lol....I am sorry I just stepped out of the post that ended in talking about poop....just made me think what do you do at work;)

sed
06-25-2004, 03:05 PM
this is my kind of kid:

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/buttgirl.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/plane_letter.jpg

yevRPS
06-25-2004, 03:07 PM
ahh what the hell...i'll add some too. funny game http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

sed
06-25-2004, 03:09 PM
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0384.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0213.jpg

Hey YEV, thats gonna be me in like 7 hours

Jlivan
06-25-2004, 03:10 PM
sed...what do you do to have all this free time on your hands?

sed
06-28-2004, 02:38 PM
www.natsan.net (http://www.natsan.net/), www.threewing.com (http://www.threewing.com/)

:)

www.albinoblacksheep.com (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/)

check that site out, its great

shawn :)

owwwwwwwww
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=stagefall.wmv

JacksonJ
06-28-2004, 03:15 PM
Ouch, glass floors and edges do not mix.

O_GT
06-28-2004, 04:12 PM
seen some of them but still funny

vabeach_03
06-28-2004, 05:03 PM
mind if i try????
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Doughboy.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/cool_paintjob.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/aerodynamics.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Fat_Chicks.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/2_story_outhouse.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/insurance.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Bush2.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/elementaryhunk.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/coolnumb.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/GoodBaby.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/toiletstolen.jpg
http://www.redcoat.net/pics/50_beautiful_girls.jpg


thats all for now

JacksonJ
06-29-2004, 10:34 AM
http://www.medialunchbox.com//pics/ebayitem.jpg

http://www.medialunchbox.com//pics/trafficreason.jpg

http://www.medialunchbox.com//pics/snowsex.jpg

Do you need insurance?
http://www.medialunchbox.com//pics/maleinsurance.jpg

sed
06-30-2004, 08:58 AM
nice keep em coming people!

shawn :)

yevRPS
06-30-2004, 11:51 AM
mindball. new form of entertainment for sweden http://sensoryimpact.com/2004/06/mindball

sed
06-30-2004, 12:21 PM
jeez, just smoke a HUGE fatty and you'll win every time!


19,000 for a table that hooks up to your head? jeez how lame

shawn :)

JacksonJ
06-30-2004, 01:32 PM
I'd like to see a DIY table made. Probably end up shocking every player.

sed
06-30-2004, 02:05 PM
lol or frying their brains!

shawn :)

Jlivan
06-30-2004, 02:18 PM
I might try that spoiler thing on my car....Don't worry I am not stupid, I will paint my the same color as my car ;)

sed
06-30-2004, 02:19 PM
http://myjokemail.com/cartoons/Hypno.shtml

Jlivan
06-30-2004, 08:10 PM
^^i can't open the above link^^ Damn this computer sucks!

sed
07-01-2004, 08:45 AM
im sorry your computer sucks

www.pricewatch.com is a grreat site for ****

shjawn ::)

i'm going for my internation drivers lisence... I'm stuck on this one question though

http://caleb.no-ip.com/upload/crusty0024.jpg


shawn :)

sed
07-01-2004, 09:06 AM
http://pittance.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/

shawn :)

carbonman
07-01-2004, 09:34 AM
haha umm not work safe :)

I'd say Hot chicks, not REALLY hot chicks

sed
07-01-2004, 09:39 AM
how is that not work safe?

oh well obviously i would say really hot chicks

carbonman
07-01-2004, 10:40 AM
just jokingly I said not work safe, I know my boss would probly take my chair to check em all out though lol

JacksonJ
07-01-2004, 11:16 AM
Yes, you are driving like those guys in the bicycle races, you know they drive behind the bikes. Plus you'd be doing her a favor and keeping her safe from being hit by a drunk driver. Always gotta look at the positive side of things.

sed
07-01-2004, 12:06 PM
EDIT: never mind i see the post was moved here, makes sense


shawn

http://www.bjoernb.mynetcologne.de/toilet.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/games/gameson4/just_not_cricket.html

ButterBean
07-01-2004, 12:10 PM
Great Burger Challenge in PA
CLEARFIELD, Pa. June 29, 2004 People from New York and Ohio come to Denny's Beer Barrel Pub for a pretty big hamburger: 6 pounds of beef, one large onion, two whole tomatoes, a half a head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles.
On Monday, the eatery hosted the Burger Challenge, which will be featured on TV's Food Network. The behemoth burger, known as Ye Olde 96er, and other large ones are featured on the menu for anyone daring enough to give it a try.

"We already had a 2- and 3-pound challenge, which I thought were awesome, but my daughter was going to Clarion University and she called and said 'Dad, I think somebody up here has a 4-pounder,' which is bigger than us and I said 'Oh yeah, well today we have a 6-pounder.' That's exactly how it was conceived," said Denny Leigey Sr., the restaurant's owner.

Those who try to tame the 6-pound hamburger have a time limit: They must do it in three hours or less.

Competitive eater Eric Badlands Booker has tried it three times. On his last try, he stayed at the restaurant for 7 hours and ate the entire burger.

Rachel Pittman, who works at Denny's, was the only woman competing this week.

"I'm probably not going to get the whole thing down, but I'm going to try to," Pittman said. "If I can get the meat down, I'll be happy."

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/62904-burgerchallenge.html

sed
07-01-2004, 12:15 PM
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/waldo.html? Wheres waldo!!!!

shawn :)

vabeach_03
07-01-2004, 12:22 PM
Sed........ that is just mean!

sed
07-01-2004, 12:25 PM
:) I never said i am not evil ;)

shawn :)

http://lupust.homelinux.net/poke/poke.php

ButterBean
07-02-2004, 01:41 PM
Here's a driver with some skills

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=mustangspin.wmv

HatchetMan
07-09-2004, 11:17 AM
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/viagrabot.jpg

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/urinal.jpg

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/devil.jpg

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/chinesefood.jpg

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/fishy.jpg

JacksonJ
07-14-2004, 01:57 PM
Click Me (http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm)

Jlivan
07-14-2004, 02:18 PM
You guys are sick....LOL :)

Blackknight04
07-14-2004, 02:22 PM
Click Me (http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm)That was hilarious!

sed
07-14-2004, 05:58 PM
I love it, except there should have been aftershocks, they all have aftershocks

shawn :)

JacksonJ
07-16-2004, 09:16 AM
Sed, this ones for you

http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/DSC00001.jpg


look at the licence plate

This is a good diy project.

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice13/002_2.jpg

Jlivan
07-23-2004, 06:55 PM
Why have you stopped posting here? I am going to bring it back!:) Here is a few pictures i picked up:

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0283.jpg


http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0165.gif


http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0127.jpg

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0193.jpg