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: New Canadian Government Seal *maybe work warning*

01-13-2006, 12:29 PM
New Government Seal

From: To:

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

01-13-2006, 12:37 PM
That's hilarious, although I shouldn't really be laughing at it with my trying to get in their good books and what not.

maybe Liberal might be willing to sell me my citizenship for a promise of my vote when I become a Canadian!! They seem to like shady dealings like that. Well, all politicians do really, in some shape or form.

01-13-2006, 12:38 PM
hrmmmm, i was thinking of moving to canada.... but i dunno. i dont want to piss off any hockey players and get the **** kicked outta me in my front yard.

01-13-2006, 12:42 PM
I've managed to live here for a while without getting beaten up. It's not all that hard, and it's a great country.

01-13-2006, 12:45 PM
Don't you worry, the hockey players won't beat you up in your front yard. They may get suspended for that. They'll take you around the back where no one can see. :D

01-13-2006, 01:11 PM
hrmmmm, i was thinking of moving to canada.... but i dunno. i dont want to piss off any hockey players and get the **** kicked outta me in my front yard. do you remember the scene in the movie, "Canadian Bacon"... it was a hockey match at Niagra Falls with supporters from both sides of the border :

some of the US guys get a little rowdy and start booing the Canadian National Anthem... but there is no reaction from the Canucks....

then they start on about the Canadian Maple Leaf flag, "looks like a weed" etc... still no reaction...

finally someone makes a comment about Canadian Beer... the whole arena gasps and goes silent... followed by the hockey players leaping over the barriers with fists flying into the crowd!

funny movie :) and a Great country ;)

01-13-2006, 02:29 PM
DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT diss CANADIAN BEER :)

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01-13-2006, 02:40 PM
sorry to all you beer conosuers (sp?) out there... but beer sucks. I hate that ****, give me a big bottle of stolli over the finest lager anyday

Josh K
01-13-2006, 02:43 PM
lol shouldn't that be our new seal?

01-13-2006, 02:46 PM
speaking of seals, i think the new EXD logo should be taco bell... i swear, every time i read about a meet, or i hang out with other members, we go straight to taco bell. granted, you cant beet the price... but wow!
and the slogan for the logo: "Keeping EXD fed since 2000 (or whenever the site first started)"