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    I woke up in the middle of the night lastnight and I spotted something behind my pillow. It was very dark in my room so I couldn't tell what it was. But I moved backwards and it moved towards me. I thought to myself, "OK, it must be a rat or a mouse or something, great." I just about freaked out not knowing what it was. I was about to jump out of bed trying to get away from it. And then I realized it was my own hand. Apparently I had been sleeping on my arm and had cut off all the circulation to it so I couldn't even feel it or be cognizant of its whereabouts. Don't I feel stupid -- afraid of my own hand.
    "Some say that his left foot is made of soap and that he once wrestled an Elk with his bare hands. All we know is they call him Bob."

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    bwahahahaha... this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!
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    Hahaha. I've woken up with my hand/arm dead and I freaked just because I thought I lost all nerve contact by doing something odd in my sleep.

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    Dang steve! Lay off the . . . oh wait, you don't use that "stuff". . .

    Man that is funny!

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    hahaha, this gets my vote for best thread ever. I've done that before, and it feels really stupid!

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    OMG...i jus got *****ed at by my boss bc i laughed too loud, damn quiet cubicle rooms!... oh man!.. lmao that was great....thank you! and i agree, this gets the best thread ever vote, if there is one... lol

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    No feeling in your hand would be like having a new girlfriend
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    YEP.....I've done that b4 too.....not exactly how you explained it...but yep, been there felt like an idiot.


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    I think we've ALL done that at one point or another.

    The one I hate is when your legs somehow get the circulation cut off, and when you get out of bed and try to stand, you drop faster than Enron stock.


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    Or when you are reading on the pot and you feel the tinglies in your feet and realize it's too late and you walk all funny because you're butts asleep too. . .

    Hey Steve-o, watch out for the deadly attack foot tonight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMs_wht2k2
    Or when you are reading on the pot and you feel the tinglies in your feet and realize it's too late and you walk all funny because you're butts asleep too. . .

    Hey Steve-o, watch out for the deadly attack foot tonight!
    HAHA! That's awesome


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    LOL steve! thast great man. i don't ever freak out like that. I have woken up and just thrown my arm over the side of the bed to get the feeling back.
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    I don't get nervous unless one or both of the dogs are acting nuts. . . then it's .45 and flashlight in hand before my head ever leaves the pillow.

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    I've woken up before when one of my arms hasn't but nothing quite like this before. Needless to say, I wasn't exactly thinking clearly, heheh.
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    Default Re: Beware of what lurks in the darkness

    i just started reading off topic a few weeks ago.. im so glad i did hahaha

    ok, now go back in time and restart the thread in all out story mode:

    I was awoken in the middle of the night. I caught a glimpse of something out of place, - i peered upward, my eyes out of focus - the blurry figure grew larger and large as my focus regained, my heard began to race... etc
    - you get the point

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    I woke up with my arm numb before, but in order to try and get feeling back, for some strange reason i felt lifting it up would be a good idea...well...i deffinantly punched myself in the face...hard...
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    Quote Originally Posted by OPZ
    I woke up with my arm numb before, but in order to try and get feeling back, for some strange reason i felt lifting it up would be a good idea...well...i deffinantly punched myself in the face...hard...
    LOL dumb Emo kid, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by OPZ
    I woke up with my arm numb before, but in order to try and get feeling back, for some strange reason i felt lifting it up would be a good idea...well...i deffinantly punched myself in the face...hard...
    its 8:45 pm and im alone in my house.. laughing my *** off hehe

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    Default Re: Beware of what lurks in the darkness

    ever woken up with both your arms numbs? lol i have and had to flop around on my bed like a fish to get both arms off to the side to get feeling back.
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    LMAO.. best thread ever!

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