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Is it bad when this is true?

You know you are a computer geek when:

1. When you go into a computer store, you eavesdrop on a salesperson talking with customers -- and you butt in to correct him and spend the next twenty minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesperson stands by silently, nodding his head.

2. You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you don't know your own phone number.

3. You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.

4. Off the top of your head, you can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :)

5. You don't back up your home computer.

6. You think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid.

7. The thought that CD could refer to investment finance or music rarely enters your mind.

8. You sign Christmas cards by putting :) next to your signature.

9. You own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are.

10. You have more emotion cons than feelings.
 

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I can't count how many times dudes have "helped" me in the store only to have me verbally bitch-slap them with information that counters their argument(s). "Uh, excuse me, but you really don't want that video card". Oh really? ****. :angryfire
 

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Well about half of those apply to me. I guess I'm half human.
 
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