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he may be a dumbass, but thats probably the best way to scare the shit out of those kids...good job officer :p seems like he should have known that there'd be one in the chamber after taking the clip out though
 

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Dam that was in Orlando why didn't I hear anything about that
 

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that is why i never point a gun at anyone or anypart of myself.
 

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Want to buy a baseball?

Want to buy a baseball?

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that there little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

A few weeks later, it happens again. The boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "For how much did you sell them?"

Boy - "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

That's some good ish right there
 

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Backstage at RAW 7.19.04
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If that was true though, the preist would be bending the boy over and having his way with him :eek:
 

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I'd actually rock one of those :cool:
 

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Blang Blang!!! Rolling on dubs! Pimp interior too! :thumbsup:
 

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Bridge Out

By the way, the bridge is out!




I sure hope you don't live in this town!



But it looks so fun!

 
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