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I'm sure this is old, but a bit funny, especially for a library dork like me.

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Please consider a contribution to our President's new library with
locations in Crawford, Texas and a satellite facility in Bagdad.

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room', which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Floridian Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.



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even though i appreciate humor that i don't agree with, i still think it's lame. no offense
Ditto. . . but IIRC there used to be one about Clinton too wasn't there?
 

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Is there really a contraction for the words so and does?
I doubt it. . . but I'm feeling lazy today. Maybe I just created a word?
 

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“On Thursday down in Arkansas the Clinton Presidential Library opens. The library will have tours. There’s a replica of the Oval Office to tour, and then you can visit the Hall of Alibis.”—David Letterman

“The Clinton Library is state of the art. They have a nice gift shop. You can buy a t-shirt. You can buy a coffee mug. You can also buy condoms with the presidential seal on them.”—David Letterman

“This Thursday Bill Clinton will dedicate his new presidential library in Little Rock, Arkansas. They say the Clinton Library will attract more than 300,000 visitors a year. One of the most popular attractions … you’ll be able to ride the mechanical intern.”—Jay Leno

“In Little Rock, Arkansas, they began ground breaking for the Bill Clinton presidential library … as I understand, Clinton is staining the wood himself.” —Jay Leno
 

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I think there's a special stall in the mens room for that. Rumor has it, there's a glory hole too.
 
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