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I'm going to be posting all kinds of random stuff I found on this glorious thing we call the internet in here...

Feel free to add or comment on anything you see :)

enjoy ;)

shawn :)

to start:

http://poststuff.entensity.net/0614...p?pic=ducks.jpg

Smile while pumping!!!
> > >
> > > Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
> > > This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
> > >
> > > Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ..........= $10.32 per gallon
> > > Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .= $9.52 per gallon
> > > Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... = $10.17 per gallon
> > > Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... = $10.00 per gallon
> > > Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... = $33.60 per gallon
> > > Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ....= $178.13 per gallon
> > > Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ........= $123.20 per gallon
> > > Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . = $25.42 per gallon
> > > Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .= $84.48 per gallon
> > >
> > > And this is the REAL KICKER...
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> > > Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........= $21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for
>>>> WATER. And the buyers don't even know the source.
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> > > So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't
>>>> run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or, God forbid, Pepto Bismal or >>>> Nyquil.
> > >
> > >
> > > Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to
the pump...





 

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Nice work!
 

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I'll add something here :)

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
" I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."
 

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http://www.ircuser.org/files/rbeer.swf <- part 2 of the beer.

good one carbon..

I heard a good one too:

A woman goes into a coma for months on end, but every time the nurses sponge bath her, when they get to her privates, she stirs and almost wakes up. So, they tell the husband, she has a good chance of waking up with oral sex. He is all for it, they leave him alone. Two minutes later he comes out crying with the alarms going off, They ask him: WHAT HAPPENED????!!!

He says: She choked.

lol ^

http://www.ircuser.org/files/cat.swf <- You won't be able to not laugh, if you don't laugh I'll give you a dollar.


http://www.ircuser.org/files/ricers.mpeg - ahahahahhaaaaahhahahahahaha soooooo funny

http://www.ircuser.org/files/celebxxx.swf <-- lol its ok for work!

http://www.ircuser.org/files/starwarz.swf <- kinda stupid, but creative as hell

http://www.ircuser.org/files/whatifgod.swf <=---- YOU KNOW IT!!!!

http://www.ircuser.org/files/hamsterrevenge.swf <- some of the best music editing i have ever seen
 

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Those are pretty good, it's been a while since we've had some good humor on here.
 

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you are a black hole of useless information! We are so blessed to have you here on this site!
 

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Leave it to Sed to include a lil hidden romance in a chain of joke posts!! He is a Rico Suave if I ever saw 1
 
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